A skirt!?! You had me frothing with worry into my popcorn while you went shopping!
Pah!
Oh, OK then, Skirtless Highstreet Chains can go in.
Also all forms of animal print, with a special circle of Hell reserved for polyester animal print.
Yes fleas in. Did your mother mean you should steam the dog?
I'm back after a long day!
Can I recommend adverts for the simple reason I like to watch a programme and not the ads! Also include the constant promos for the programmes and shows that the channels are due to air. It really does get on my .........?!
IKEA had some great furniture from then for all the bedrooms. I'm a bit weird and love putting stuff like that together
You'll have to let us know who and what they did first and we can make a decision
Definitely. They always look a bit like photocopies so are not quite in focusNominate the instruction sheets from Ikea. Or to be more specific, the illustration of the seven foot Swede assembling a wardrdrobe with his eyebrows level with the top. And smiling
Yes! We installed a camera at the door. Only open the door to people we want. Best investment ever.I nominate cold callers who ring my doorbell right in the middle of my dinner, ignoring the sign that tells them not to.
Don't tempt me...
Actually, I would love one of those fancy Hoover attachments that allow you to vacuum the dog! Only problem - he's so small he would probably disappear up the tube?
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Most of the so called pundits practice being condescending to the viewers!Not sure about adverts. Some are better than the programmes. Would put sport commentators / pundits in. They yatter on for longer than the sport event.
Most of the so called pundits practice being condescending to the viewers!
I often turn the sound down especly on ITV. The swearing and shouting at the morons from my armchair, and I'm such a quiet chap!
Couldn't you go in a black onesie. I mean no one would notice? Would they? Most wear their nightclothes to walk around and with curlers in as well!
He's mahooooooosive!! He's eating an elephant!!!!
Ahhh! Morticia Addams!Don't think I haven't considered it !
I'm so desperate I even checked out the Goth Shop (and believe me, no one can sneer to olympic standard than a teen goth shop "assistant " )
But no joy, unless I want to go looking like this :
Don't tempt me...
Actually, I would love one of those fancy Hoover attachments that allow you to vacuum the dog! Only problem - he's so small he would probably disappear up the tube?
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That is my Mr B's hand, for scale.
Yes but I cannot get beyond the first couple of yards into the store. Just can't do the route round the place. The smell of meatballs and the noisy family outings makes me turn and run against the tide of people to get the hell out of there.IKEA had some great furniture from then for all the bedrooms. I'm a bit weird and love putting stuff like that together
Your not Korean are you?Soooooooo cute if you don't want him send him my way The dog that is
Wow, is that one of the fleas in his mouth?Don't tempt me...
Actually, I would love one of those fancy Hoover attachments that allow you to vacuum the dog! Only problem - he's so small he would probably disappear up the tube?
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That is my Mr B's hand, for scale.
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