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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

We only get red squirrels here .. So yes the other ones can go in to 101 .. Along with the big carnivores slugs .. They scare me and the hounds .. The veggie slugs are ok for me
 
I am a grumpy husband and I don't want to end up in that room you've got going there!

Can I suggest drunken men who just can't stop drinking even though the 'full' lights are flashing!

Love the thread! Wish country & western music could go in as well. But I think I've got no chance on that!
 
Brunneria said:
Well, if @Pipp can keep my evil soap dispenser of doom out of 101, then I can Save The Rat.
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Rats are fine to stay out as far as I am concerned. As long as they keep outside and never consider entering my house, shed, or garden. If they do I will allow them time in the holding area to repent.

Would allow soap dispenser in 101, if it was filled with something caustic!
 
Enclave said:
We only get red squirrels here .. So yes the other ones can go in to 101 .. Along with the big carnivores slugs .. They scare me and the hounds .. The veggie slugs are ok for me
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Slugs can go in. Not all of them though as the frogs need some to eat.
 

Need to keep some grumpy husbands out. We have to make them suffer a bit and without them we could end up bitching against other women. Maybe grumpy husbands need time in holding area. Length of time depends on the transgression.
 
Drunken men in, especially if they are singing country music too.
 
Pipp said:
Need to keep some grumpy husbands out. We have to make them suffer a bit and without them we could end up bitching against other women. Maybe grumpy husbands need time in holding area. Length of time depends on the transgression.
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Phew!! Can I hang out around here?
 
nosher8355 said:
Phew!! Can I hang out around here?
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Depends on what category of grumpiness you have achieved.
Have to make sure we are not leaving Mrs nosher to suffer.
 
It never crossed my mind that Country and Western music wasn't already in there.
That'll teach me to make assumptions.

How about you redirect all transgressing rats in my direction for rehabilitation?

Grumpy husbands could maybe come visiting, as a deterrent, for first offences.

I'm not really up on caustic liquids (non fatal - because we want their suffering to continue indefinitely)
Any suggestions anyone? Any chemists out there?
 
Pipp said:
Depends on what category of grumpiness you have achieved.
Have to make sure we are not leaving Mrs nosher to suffer.
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The wife is quite happy at the moment!
I have been relatively less grumpy since I started taking the pills and the footie season is underway!
 
GPS that sounds like Margot from The Good Life . (I can't believe I drove along answering back and swearing like I did. Patronising bi*ch . In the end I was turning left instead of right out of sheer cussedness. ) All this with a crate of pi**ed off ducks making a racket in the back

"Diabetic" cookbooks! Heave 'em in, say I ! Especially the one I was looking through today that ends each recipe with "Mindful Morsels"

"Use Lo Salt . Sodium is bad for you."
(In Breakfasts) Control the amount of caffeine you consume, caffeine is (yes, you guessed it ) bad for you.

Am I the only person in the world to be apparently driving around swearing at no one, a crate of ASBO ducks racketing around and a salt lick and bulletproof coffee clutched in a death grip ?

Oh and those ducking noisy little sods can go in too...

Signy
 
Lovely,
I would agree to all that just for the quality of the rant.
 
Am I a bad person to want a GPS that sounds like Margot?

Yes to diabetic cookbooks - I've been horrified at the ones I've picked up.

Anything that tastes as bad as lo salt should only exist inside 101

But I really do have to make a stand against this wanton hatred for our furred, feathered and finned friends. Live and let live I say. So long as you're not a person. A person in a group. A person in a group that I dislike. Cos they can all go in.

Do we have any news on the caustic squirty stuff? I'm rather attached to the idea.
Would it be easier just to go for acid?
 
Guess it could be really strong smelling cheap perfume.
I sometimes catch a whiff of some that make me gag.

My only vote for furry friends would be the grey squirrels because they are destructive little blighters, who I have seen decapitating baby birds. Bite the heads off them just like we would with jelly babies.
 
Not just GPs, but surgeons who treat you as just another item to craft as they see fit. I have one particularly obnoxious arrogant individual in mind.
 

Ooh!
Yes indeed.
This has real potential...
In fact, there are quite a few utterly vile perfumes that we could mix together and then quickly send in. We would have to do it quickly because I think the container would melt at the sheer horror of the combo.

Thinking of Opium, Poison (and all it's poisonous derivatives) and that Meuglier Angel stuff in particular
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I don't eat jelly babies, if possible, but when forced I always bite their heads off in a neat clean execution. Couldn't start at the feet!
 
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