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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

Think that went in a few pages ago but why not throw it in again, make the ********* squirm
 
I wonder if MrsB ever found that soap or did it escape into the unsuspecting world, and is Heathenlass still in her de con suit.
 
I think Pip should padlock the revolving door she put in or surrender the remote control to Brunneria
 
satindoll said:
I think Pip should padlock the revolving door she put in or surrender the remote control to Brunneria
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I wedged it shut for the time being with some of the **** presents. So queue outside, and some folks still waiting to be processed either in or out.
 
satindoll said:
I think Pip should padlock the revolving door she put in or surrender the remote control to Brunneria
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Definitely. Remote controls should always be under my control.

* maniacal cackle *

And yes, I think we should let @Heathenlass carry out her mission.

I will start the safety checks:

Gas mask? Check
Clothes peg for extra nasal comfort? Check
Kevlar knickers? Check
Soap dispenser? Check
Gallon container of liquid evil? Check
High visibility jacket with added rusty spikes? Check
Wellies? Check
Ball of string (to help find the exit, like in the Minotaur labyrinth)? Check

I did consider lending her a Sat nav thingy, but she seems to have problems in that department.

I'm also thinking that a bullwhip might be a useful item. But (contrary to popular belief) I don't have one (left it behind on our last Themed Weekend Break). Maybe she can supply her own?

Oh yes, she'll also need a battery operated drill, wall plugs, screws and a screwdriver.

Have I missed anything?

What about a cattle prod?
 
Changed mind cattle prod appropriate
 
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Mr Satindoll presently drawing up plans and costing's for a wall Shute one way only IN has offered to install as long as he gets a get out free card for him and Mr Pip the next time we think they should go in
 
satindoll said:
Add to the list, family members to whom you always send birthday cards who never remember yours and would create hell if you forgot theirs, especially my sisters in law who should be in a field chewing cud and waiting in line for their tuberculin test.
There I've said it
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ha ha, i hope no one here knows your sisters in law or your brothers!
 
satindoll said:
Mr Satindoll presently drawing up plans and costing's for a wall Shute one way only IN has offered to install as long as he gets a get out free card for him and Mr Pip the next time we think they should go in
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Mr Pipp, excused by me, been making lots of cuppas, so indispensable right now.
 
Mr Satindoll has commented that it must be getting very crowded in Room 101 and would we like him to draw up some plans to extend the room or the waiting area
 
satindoll said:
Mr Satindoll has commented that it must be getting very crowded in Room 101 and would we like him to draw up some plans to extend the room or the waiting area
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No, make the beggars huddle close together. Must stink in there by now.
 
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