Things I would like to put in room 101..
Clowns, just don't go there.
Charades at parties. Not everyone can act, in fact some are truly diabolical at it.
X-Factor, if I want to churn ****, I'll put cow pats in a cement mixer.
Nuts that make my mouth furry, not all do to be fair.
Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
Fracking, not in my back garden pal.
That pint if bitter I had in Scotland last week that tasted like ten pence piece fermented water.
**** crisps.
Friday download, (a CBBC thing my daughter watches) your 10 not 19.
Speed cameras, Let's spray the lenses in nitro-moors.
And finally..
Waltzer Disc Jockeys on travelling fairgrounds with their silly phrases like "do you wanna go faster" and "press the pedal, release the pedal"