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The biter bites again!:nailbiting:
 
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
 
Those loads doing the rounds, wonder what length of a ban he will get this time :rolleyes:
 
noblehead said:
Those loads doing the rounds, wonder what length of a ban he will get this time :rolleyes:
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should be something that punishes him like a 4 year International ban & allow his club games and a large monetary fine (in terms of his salary!)
 
I think he can only get a 2 year ban max, so I hope he gets this and it covers all professional football not just internationals
 
noblehead said:
Those loads doing the rounds, wonder what length of a ban he will get this time :rolleyes:
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Medieval Life - Crime and Punishment
Throughout the medieval period it was believed that the only way to keep order was to make sure that the people were scared of the punishments given for crimes committed. For this reason all crimes from stealing to murder had harsh punishments.
Although there were gaols, they were generally used to hold a prisoner awaiting trial rather than as a means of punishment. Fines, shaming (being placed in stocks), mutilation (cutting off a part of the body) or death were the most common forms of punishment.
There was no police force in the medieval period so law-enforcement was in the hands of the community.
The Manorial Court (Trial by Jury)
The manorial court dealt with all but the most serious crimes. It was held at various intervals during the year and all villagers had to attend or pay a fine. All men were placed in groups of ten called a tithing. Each tithing had to make sure that no member of their group broke the law. If a member of a tithing broke a law then the other members had to make sure that he went to court.
The Lord’s steward was in charge of the court. A jury of twelve men was chosen by the villagers. The jury had to collect evidence and decide whether the accused was guilty or not guilty and, if found guilty, what the punishment should be.
The King's Court (Trial by Ordeal)
Serious crimes were heard by the King’s court. The accused had to face trial by ordeal to decide whether they were guilty or not guilty.
Ordeal by Fire
The accused had to pick up a red hot iron bar and hold it while they walked three or four paces. Their hand was then bandaged. After three days they had to return to the court where the bandages were removed. If the wound was beginning to heal they were innocent but if the wound showed no sign of healing then they were pronounced Guilty.
Ordeal by Water
The accused had their hands and feet tied together. They were then thrown into water. If they floated they were guilty but if they sank they were innocent.
Ordeal by Combat
Noblemen would fight (usually to the death) in combat with their accuser. The winner of the battle would be considered to be in the right.
After 1215 Trial by Ordeal was replaced by Trial by Jury

YE OLD PUNISHMENTS FOR THE CRIME ? o_O
 
Jung the foreman said:
I think he can only get a 2 year ban max, so I hope he gets this and it covers all professional football not just internationals
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Problem is that this means that the club suffers for actions outside their control Would be OK if this was coupled with a return of "signing on fees":) so that it would be as if they had never signed him!
 
I see your point Fergus, but 3 strikes and your out ( or rather 3 bites and you're out :D) I expect Liverpool FC have done n'owt about getting Suarez any help after his last nibble against Chelsea? If this is the case, then they must take at least some of the blame for this.
 
Jung the foreman said:
I see your point Fergus, but 3 strikes and your out ( or rather 3 bites and you're out :D) I expect Liverpool FC have done n'owt about getting Suarez any help after his last nibble against Chelsea? If this is the case, then they must take at least some of the blame for this.
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Apparently they hire a team of psychologists at enormous expense for him and Steven Gerard, who also has anger management!
 
LOL, I would think a vast majority of people on this planet have some sort of anger problem at some time........... but we don't go round biting people, also it's very unhygienic:eek: :facepalm:
 
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