The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

[Engineer88]

No Problem Cath, any preference on Gin? I think we have some gordans, Hestons and a Breacons gin which I would recomend

 

[carty]

I have only just arrived did I miss anything last night ? I cant stay now but can you open me a bottle of south african zinfandel for later please ?
CAROL

 

[carraway]

No fat lard !!!

Can I have vegetarian lard?

Is there a lard menu?

 

[Thommothebear]

Well, if the lard comes from a vegetarian Pig will that count? If not I shall engrave a lump of mashed marrowfat peas with the word "lard" and you'll have to use your imagination


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[Thommothebear]

I have only just arrived did I miss anything last night ? I cant stay now but can you open me a bottle of south african zinfandel for later please ?
CAROL

Did you miss anything? Dunno, minds a blank today.


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[Avocado Sevenfold]

A pint of Pernod and a bucket of nice n spicy nik naks for me please, Mr Bear!

Just a light lunch today. I'm watching my virtual weight

 

[Thommothebear]

Um, OK. And have a spare bucket too, just in case.


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[anna29]

Two (2) slimline tonic waters loads of ice and loads of lemon slices too please .
Serve in long tall glass preferred [not a pint pot glass]

Do you have a lite bites menu ?

 

[smartlady]

Please may I have a double Captain Morgans spiced in a pint of diet coke? & Elvis singing Kentucky Rain & of course whatever you want ,mine host. Any chance of bread & butter pudding? Thank you.

Smartie xx

 

[Yorksman]

Is smoking allowed?

 

[Thommothebear]

Two (2) slimline tonic waters loads of ice and loads of lemon slices too please .
Serve in long tall glass preferred [not a pint pot glass]

Do you have a lite bites menu ?

No problem - have you tried the fevertree tonic waters BTW, they are rather lovely.

Lite bites, hmm, let me think......




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[Thommothebear]

Please may I have a double Captain Morgans spiced in a pint of diet coke? & Elvis singing Kentucky Rain & of course whatever you want ,mine host. Any chance of bread & butter pudding? Thank you.

Smartie xx

Yes of course. You can have normal Bread and butter pudding or Mrs Bears Italian variation made with Panetone instead of bread. Cream or custard with that?


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[Thommothebear]

Is smoking allowed?

Would you like a cigar?


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[Yorksman]

Good cos we need some music

 

[noblehead]

Early dinner, can I have steak chips and salad with a bottle of your finest red sir

 

[carraway]

Perhaps we should have a treadmill in the corner?

 

[NicolaB70]

Is there a dart board in your pub? If so, anyone fancy a game of arrows?


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[Andy12345]

your gonna need a bigger pub!


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[Dogbutler]

Afternoon mein host, just a flavoured water for me, can I try the mongoose and turnip please?

 

[Andy12345]

do you have a packet of beetroot crisps?

i hope not there disgusting


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