The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

[Engineer88]

Morning, looking for some bar work, any available? - good experience (6+ years various bar work) and can change a barrel.

 

[lessci]

Don't forget to clean the lines, nothing worse than off beer.

 

[paul-1976]

Or a rat in the barrell!!

 

[Thommothebear]

Morning, looking for some bar work, any available? - good experience (6+ years various bar work) and can change a barrel.

You're hired! Give andy a free beer once he's cleaned up!


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[Engineer88]

here to clean the bar and empty the ash trays, do you have any coffee behind the bar? im knackered


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canderell and milk with that Andy?

 

[Andy12345]

just a dash of milk please, id have cream but ive had enough of floatings things morning


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[Andy12345]

dissapointing to see some many pub growlers in here this early, tut tut


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[Andy12345]

at least me and engineer are here to work


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[paul-1976]

I needed a hair of the dog that bit me.

 

[Engineer88]

Polishing glasses while waiting for orders.

this is the life!

 

[Thommothebear]

I've put the Olympic ladies ice hockey on the TV, makes Rugby look like a vicars tea party, :vicious:

Anyone in need of a fry up?


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[paul-1976]

ooooh! Yes please! A good grease up is just what the doctor ordered!

 

[Thommothebear]

Sausage, bacon, eggs and mushrooms OK? Cooked in lard of course. Fried bread?


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[paul-1976]

Sausage, bacon, eggs and mushrooms OK? Cooked in lard of course. Fried bread?


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Sounds great! I'll have to take a rain check on the fried bread though!

 

[Thommothebear]

Here you go mate, enjoy!


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[Thommothebear]

Lunchtime Menu:

Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon
Thai crab cakes with chilli relish
Home made beefburger with an avocado and tomato relish
Low carb butternut squash soup
Griddled asparagus with poached eggs
Smoked mackerel salad
Lard.


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[Engineer88]

loving the menu boss! we should advertise as gluten free though

 

[Thommothebear]

Its virtual food, non fattening, nil carbs, nil calories, we even have no fat lard in just in case Douglas pops in for a pint.


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[CollieBoy]

You should see what someones left in the Kahzee-someones gonna have to break it up with a stick before that'll flush!

We can't blame Thommo, Bears sh*t in the woods

 

[cath99]

pork scrathings a a bottle of gin and one glass hold th tonic lol xx