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This always makes me laugh:
A man was driving around London when he saw a sign in front of a house,
'Talking Dog for Sale.'
He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the garden. The man went into the garden and saw a Labrador sitting there..
'Is it true you can talk?' he asked.
'Yes,' the Labrador replied.
'So, what's the story?'
The Labrador looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.'
'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
was awarded loads of medals. I got married, had several puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted for the dog.
'You can have him for a tenner' the man said.
'Ten pounds? Are you sure? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He made all that up. He never did any of that stuff!'
As a dog owner, this appeals as much for the visuals as for the silliness!
A man was driving around London when he saw a sign in front of a house,
'Talking Dog for Sale.'
He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the garden. The man went into the garden and saw a Labrador sitting there..
'Is it true you can talk?' he asked.
'Yes,' the Labrador replied.
'So, what's the story?'
The Labrador looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.'
'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
was awarded loads of medals. I got married, had several puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted for the dog.
'You can have him for a tenner' the man said.
'Ten pounds? Are you sure? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He made all that up. He never did any of that stuff!'
As a dog owner, this appeals as much for the visuals as for the silliness!
