Type 1'stars R Us

[Fairygodmother]

On the freedom for chickens angle, apparently there’s a gang of feral chickens terrorising people in Jersey.

 

[MeiChanski]

On the freedom for chickens angle, apparently there’s a gang of feral chickens terrorising people in Jersey.

Chickens are taking over Jersey?

 

[WuTwo]

On the freedom for chickens angle, apparently there’s a gang of feral chickens terrorising people in Jersey.

On balance I probably think its just karma come to bite humans in the *ss Or peck them ....

 

[MeiChanski]

Don't worry, cows won't fit through my door!

The backdoor?

 

[Antje77]

Don't worry, cows won't fit through my door!

And you can always *** in the garden if you're uncomfortable with rams in the bathroom...

 

[WuTwo]

And you can always *** in the garden if you're uncomfortable with rams in the bathroom...

I could live with the rams I think. Cows in the sitting room in theory, but in practice a bit big and I'd need some straw and a trough.

 

[MeiChanski]

I've finished my big bowl of lunch, now I have a food baby. Does anyone have any good names for my food baby?

 

[WuTwo]

Yumyum ....

 

[MeiChanski]

I could live with the rams I think. Cows in the sitting room in theory, but in practice a bit big and I'd need some straw and a trough.

I don't have a garden for my cow, will a garage do?

 

[WuTwo]

I don't have a garden for my cow, will a garage do?

Oh totally - that'd convert nicely. When would you like your cow delivered?

 

[MeiChanski]

Oh totally - that'd convert nicely. When would you like your cow delivered?

Some time this week please, could it be fluffy and brown?

 

[Fairygodmother]

Some time this week please, could it be fluffy and brown?

How about an Aberdeen Angus?

 

[WuTwo]

How about an Aberdeen Angus?

Oh lovely.

Personally I love Highland cows but I wouldn't keep one in a garage. Born for the true highlands. I'd like a Jersey - huge brown eyes, great long eyelashes and lovely disposition.

 

[WuTwo]

Time for Queens, I see. Back later

 

[Cobia]

Oh lovely.

Personally I love Highland cows but I wouldn't keep one in a garage. Born for the true highlands. I'd like a Jersey - huge brown eyes, great long eyelashes and lovely disposition.

Nope hereford you'd love it. Meat lovers dream.....

 

[Cobia]

I could live with the rams I think. /QUOTE]

You sure about living with a Ram in your house..... only horny ones here.

 

[MeiChanski]

I picked up my sharps bin and I'm surprised it's so tiny. I was expecting a 5L bin.

 

[LooperCat]

What about a calf?
I am sure one of these would feel at home with your menagerie : https://www.boredpanda.com/cute-baby-highland-cattle-calves

@Antje77 might get one in, and never get it out again once it’s full size...

 

[WuTwo]

Nope hereford you'd love it. Meat lovers dream.....

Ummm, I'm vegan

 

[LooperCat]

I’m working in Hereford tomorrow, justnhad a call from my pimp/agent - teaching French amusingly. Not sure I couldn’t a cow in my HideousSmallDiesel, @WuTwo but I could try, if you want to adopt one?

Just considering getting off my very comfortable sofa to go to Asda to get some garlic & onion powders so I can have a go at making some fake chicken. I’ve decided I CBA and will use something else. I have the rest of the ingredients...