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WATCH THIS, THIS WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

Q007

Q007

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My GP (Dr Doom).
1) You need your sound turned up
2) Sit on a plastic bag or comode (bits of wee might come out)
3) press play and wet yourself


PS: Virus checked, promise

Qx
 
Nope. Sorry, not amused. Bluddy dangerous activity. Hope the chap didn't injure his coccyx
 
Say Whaaaaaaat?
Not funny? You been drinking cement then?
Qx
 
Well, I thought it was very funny ! Agreed, a little dangerous but I was brought up on Keaton, Laurel & Hardy etc and love a bit of slapstick !
 
Q007 said:
Say Whaaaaaaat?
Not funny? You been drinking cement then?
Qx
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Not cement. Just Single Malt Glenfiddich in my coffee. I'm sure the chap didn't find it as funny as his colleagues and you and Mo obviously did.
 
Andy12345 said:
sorry I'm another vote for funny, what on earth was it?
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It's an airbag, they set it off under some tyres. They're Polish I think and they're all bladdered!
 
I'm guessing something along the lines of 'On the Buses' when Stan had a few cobwebs blew away so to speak!:)
 
as a stonemason we used long compressed air hoses with pneumatic air gun and chisels, you can gaffer tape the hose onto a empty 2 litre coke bottle, turn the air on just a tiny bit and sneak up behind someone working and sneak back away minus the bottle, sawyers where the victim of choice as they stand still on a platform working controls, when the air has built up usually within 3 or 4 minutes the coke bottle becomes a bomb :playful: another very funny thing was positioning a compressed can of spray glue near someone then shooting it with an air rifle, it explodes into the air depositing its contents over the victim in the blast zone, the more i think about it the more i miss being young lol
 
Andy12345 said:
as a stonemason we used long compressed air hoses with pneumatic air gun and chisels, you can gaffer tape the hose onto a empty 2 litre coke bottle, turn the air on just a tiny bit and sneak up behind someone working and sneak back away minus the bottle, sawyers where the victim of choice as they stand still on a platform working controls, when the air has built up usually within 3 or 4 minutes the coke bottle becomes a bomb :playful: another very funny thing was positioning a compressed can of spray glue near someone then shooting it with an air rifle, it explodes into the air depositing its contents over the victim in the blast zone, the more i think about it the more i miss being young lol
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Soooo funny, well done.
In work (years ago), we used to cover the toilet seat in cling film in the gents toilet, then take the single light bulb out of the roof socket. For reasons we never knew, the bulb was always blowing so no one would suspect we'd set a trap. when the bulb did blow in the gents, we used to wedge the main door open with a desk stapler so we had just enough light to do our business. We set the snare with the cling film on the toilet seat and waited. Minutes after, the main door bursts open and the regional director ran in and up the stairs to floor 1 where the gents was. It was too late for us to 'un-snare' the toilet seat, we found out later he'd had a bad belly. When he went in the toilets, we heard the staple gun fall to the floor and him jamming it back in the door and then we waited, and errrr' he had a trouser accident big time as he lowered himself onto the toilet (he let go before he landed on the seat we think). It all went a bit pete tong and he threatened a yellow card to whoever was responsible, which was 3 of us but he never found out. He went home and we had our own trouser accidents with all the laughing we did, it was soooo funny. Q..
 
Q007 said:
1) You need your sound turned up
2) Sit on a plastic bag or comode (bits of wee might come out)
3) press play and wet yourself


PS: Virus checked, promise

Qx
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Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous
 
Sorry, a no vote from me too - basically because it was done to someone who was the unsuspecting victim of a potentially dangerous prank.

Made me dig out the following though:
which is similar, but was a solo effort by a klutz who undoubtedly qualifies for a Darwin award.
 
i have re watched it, just in case i was missing something and that is hysterical, how can that not be funny? the way the geeza sits there afterward? thats priceless! its actually got funnier.

ok ok who saw the dude at the nelson mandela funeral service with the sign language thing? now that is some funny ****
 
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