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Morening folks.
Mrs J returns today and I better tidy up, does anybody know where she keeps the broomstick ?
Ps can somebody post a link to a site that shows how to do washing up, rather a lot has accumulated. Do I need a cleaning agent, liquid type of thing ?
Thanks.
 
Morening folks.
Mrs J returns today and I better tidy up, does anybody know where she keeps the broomstick ?
Ps can somebody post a link to a site that shows how to do washing up, rather a lot has accumulated. Do I need a cleaning agent, liquid type of thing ?
Thanks.
Do you have a dog? Easiest thing is to spread the dishes out on the floor and let him/her loose on them: they'll be spotless before you can say "knife" and the partner of your joys and sorrows need never know. Sorted
 
Do you have a dog? Easiest thing is to spread the dishes out on the floor and let him/her loose on them: they'll be spotless before you can say "knife" and the partner of your joys and sorrows need never know. Sorted

Oh dear
Here goes, the only animals I like are those on a plate bbq'd wif garlic apart from kitty tikka masala hehehe, therefore no pets. Mrs J however does have a barely house trained husband. We had tropical fish once till I was caught by Mrs J in the lounge setting up my fishing rod.
 
Oh dear
Here goes, the only animals I like are those on a plate bbq'd wif garlic apart from kitty tikka masala hehehe, therefore no pets. Mrs J however does have a barely house trained husband. We had tropical fish once till I was caught by Mrs J in the lounge setting up my fishing rod.

I fancy a bit of poached goldfish
 
Oh dear
Here goes, the only animals I like are those on a plate bbq'd wif garlic apart from kitty tikka masala hehehe, therefore no pets. Mrs J however does have a barely house trained husband. We had tropical fish once till I was caught by Mrs J in the lounge setting up my fishing rod.
ROFLMAO
 
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