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What diet do you want god to give you?

douglas99

douglas99

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So,

What does god feed you when you eventually see him?

If it a high fat diet?
Donuts?
Meat pies,
low carb.

Me,
I want a god of crispy bacon, on soft white rolls.
With maybe exploding soft fried eggs on top.
But with god stuff so the yolk doesn't splatter down your chin, or all over the floor.
 
when i pop my cloggs i reckon the only eating being done will be the worms eating me, but for the sake of the discussions.....from your list....doughnuts....but id be equally happy with an eternity of apple pie and custard
 
Bacon sandwiches in thick white bread would be a good start then baked potatoes and chips and Chinese curry sauce. I'm sure there are other things but they spring to mind. Perhaps he could just give me the ability to handle carbs that I once had( or did I?)
 
Andy12345 said:
when i pop my cloggs i reckon the only eating being done will be the worms eating me, but for the sake of the discussions.....from your list....doughnuts....but id be equally happy with an eternity of apple pie and custard
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There was a good quote I read,

Life is hard.
Then you die.
Then they throw dirt in your face.
Then the worms eat you.
Be grateful it happens in that order.

David Gerrold
 
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Bacon sandwich.....mmmmm.......drooling......
Cheesecake
Thorntons continental
Endless good quality Chardonnay
Mojitos
Margaritas
Daiquiris
A whole piece of cake when I go to costa
Fajitas
Crackers to go with my cheese
Fresh crusty bread
Yorkshire pud
Christmas cake
Christmas pud
Mince pies
Although there's nothing to stop me having any of it in a small quantity occasionally. Although probably not all at once!
 
Scandichic said:
Bacon sandwich.....mmmmm.......drooling......
Cheesecake
Thorntons continental
Endless good quality Chardonnay
Mojitos
Margaritas
Daiquiris
A whole piece of cake when I go to costa
Fajitas
Crackers to go with my cheese
Fresh crusty bread
Yorkshire pud
Christmas cake
Christmas pud
Mince pies
Although there's nothing to stop me having any of it in a small quantity occasionally. Although probably not all at once!
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Obviously taking omnipresent at face value with that list!
 
Toast, more toast with butter and jam, then toast with honey, followed by toast with peanut butter. Toasted cheese sandwich, then toast with bacon egg sausage and mushrooms, followed by toasted teacakes.
Smokey bacon crisps, by the bucket load, then bakewell tart and coffee and walnut cake. All washed down with plentiful pints of draught Guinness or rum and coke. Afterwards, a nice lamb curry with Kashmiri rice and Singha beer, with coconut ice cream. Then for supper I would have some thick sliced white bread, toasted.

Did I mention I would like toast?
 
Pipp said:
Toast, more toast with butter and jam, then toast with honey, followed by toast with peanut butter. Toasted cheese sandwich, then toast with bacon egg sausage and mushrooms, followed by toasted teacakes.
Smokey bacon crisps, by the bucket load, then bakewell tart and coffee and walnut cake. All washed down with plentiful pints of draught Guinness or rum and coke. Afterwards, a nice lamb curry with Kashmiri rice and Singha beer, with coconut ice cream. Then for supper I would have some thick sliced white bread, toasted.

Did I mention I would like toast?
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I want to add all of @Pipps list to mine except the lamb curry (I'll have a king prawn balti with a naan) and the Guinness (yuck).
 
Scandichic said:
I want to add all of @Pipps list to mine except the lamb curry (I'll have a king prawn balti with a naan) and the Guinness (yuck).
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Oh no, would leave out the naan. Far too much carb. Maybe poppodoms instead?
 
Pipp said:
You really need to try Dublin Guinness, or the Nigerian export stuff. Quality!
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Shudders. Grim. Am strictly a G&T or white wine girl. In the past, mojitos or margaritas!
 
Chicken tikka massala. With pilau rice. Poppadums mango chutney onion bahjees. Chips. A full cheesecake with fruit topping
And to wash it down. At least one pint of best bitter.


I got the chips in!!!!
 
Yes! I forgot the chutney and the bahjees. Might as well chuck in mushroom pakora with the starters.
 
I had a word with him.
He answered my prayers.
So I'm now on LCHF.
Praise the Lord.
 
Nothing different to be honest to the food I eat now. I will be going to hell if the pearly gates have a drive thru mcdonalds!!
 
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