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What'd you call a diabetic with a car on his head?
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Jack.......412
 
What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?
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Fungi to be around
 
What did the caveman call the first dinosaur??
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wonderifhesaurous
 
What duly call a woman with a radiator on her head?>
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Anita
 
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair
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Virgin Mobile
(sorry to the big guy upstairs)
 
What do you call a man with a plank on his head
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Edward !

What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head
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Edward Wood !

What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head
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Edward Woodward !

What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head
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I don't know, but Edward Woodward would !

RRB :)
 
Robinredbreast said:
What do you call a man with a plank on his head
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Edward !

What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head
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Edward Wood !

What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head
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Edward Woodward !

What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head
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I don't know, but Edward Woodward would !

RRB :)
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Why does Edward Woodward have 4 "d"s in his name?
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Because otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar!
 
What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
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A road hog.
 
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
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A chili dog on a bun.

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