Wow, you took the time looking up vacancies for suitable jobs in the Netherlands, from Russia, on a UK based community, this is absolutely one of the most touching things that has happened here! (There were more very touching things throughout the years like Sinterlaas poems and even presents, but I won't tag those lovely people because part of those conversations were through PM. Still, thank you, you know who you are!)
@Zhnyaka , I think you are correct in that those are jobs I could do, and I might even be good at them.
But I wan to be outside!