Alcohol and athleticism, gotta admire it...
I remember chatting with the now long gone GrantGam and he suggested one of the advantages of cgm is you can say to groupies, "wanna come back to my place and see my Standard Deviation?"
I tend to admire it from afar. Suspend belief, like a situation comedy.
I'm no oil painting, but I happened to get chatting to this Juliet Lewis lookalike at a German festival after I was abruptly aproached & getting an angle on how to deal with it, she'd seen our show. (Her English was bang on.)
So, she's trying to worm her way in with me to this "after show party" which was pretty much common knowledge, but I had no intention of attending.. (Just a load of musos posturing, looking cool & trying to "pull.")
I find out she did a foreign exchange in my home city of Bath... OK? Reason for at least a polite conversation.
Then this rather strapping German non English speaking guy comes up & starts getting intimate (huggy, peck on the cheek.) with this young lady & she's literally pushing this guy away.
Hmmmmmm.. I ask who he is. (In his presence.) "oh he's just my boyfriend..." She owns up on the fly.
So I ask, "what does he do for a job?" "Oh he's a paramedic, as you call him..?" The answer.
Lol, I shook the guy's hand, patted him on the shoulder (out of pity more than anything. He was a nice guy.) & said to the girl. "Then in that case, he's more useful in a crisis than some poxy musician. Have a great night the pair of you..."
I looked round & my band mates were stood near by with gaping mouths. They asked,"why did you turn her down?"
Why do you think....
I've seen a lot of wierd stuff in my time. But nothing will ever undermine the relationship I have with my wife..

Priorities, the moment I was comming down from what was just "showbiz." Some realy good German lighting & sound engineers made me look like a "tin pot God" for 45 minutes...