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Merry Christmas! Ho, Ho, Ho! Or is it?

Lamont D

Lamont D

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Can Santa deliver, despite the world going bonkers?

Needless to say, to all our readers, have a very festive diabetic (or not) Christmas.

Seasons Greeting.
 
Lamont D said:
The thing is, nearly every country needs a visa now, the world is becoming closed to outsiders, so how can Santa get through all this extra paperwork, lateral flow tests, covid passports and of course isolation if he gets one positive test result.

Never believe something you read in a newspaper, especially an American rag!
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Indeed, hence the winky face!
 
Lamont D said:
The thing is, nearly every country needs a visa now, the world is becoming closed to outsiders, so how can Santa get through all this extra paperwork, lateral flow tests, covid passports and of course isolation if he gets one positive test result.
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Santa is a "time agent.." He stops time & space for the duration of his drops? So basically, he's got "time" (or don't need time.) for all the above, plus some self isolating too..
He also has the ability to bend space creating worm holes to different points on the planet?

The whole "coming down the chimney" thing & flying sleigh is utterly rediculous...

Have a good one.!
 
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Jaylee said:
Santa is a "time agent.." He stops time & space for the duration of his drops? So basically, he's got "time" (or don't need time.) for all the above, plus some self isolating too..
He also has the ability to bend space creating worm holes to different points on the planet?

The whole "coming down the chimney" thing & flying sleigh is utterly rediculous...

Have a good one.!
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What about his magic key?

When he starts the deliveries, how can he get around radar, spy satellites, air traffic controllers, observatories, trackers, seti, the international space station, area 51, Portadown, the pope, Dali Lama, and of course Boris. (Mind you his toys are going under the bus.)

Really, even the tardis or Obi wan Kenobi, Q, or the gods of Olympus. Are not as good as Santa!
Does anyone know how he does it?
 
Lamont D said:
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What about his magic key?

When he starts the deliveries, how can he get around radar, spy satellites, air traffic controllers, observatories, trackers, seti, the international space station, area 51, Portadown, the pope, Dali Lama, and of course Boris. (Mind you his toys are going under the bus.)

Really, even the tardis or Obi wan Kenobi, Q, or the gods of Olympus. Are not as good as Santa!
Does anyone know how he does it?
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Teleporting
 
Well long as santa has a covid passport and done a lateral flow test the day before he visits me he can have some boiled eggs and a cup of black coffee :)

Oh dear due to update in wales he now has to wear a mask and follow a one way system around my house. When he sits down in front of the fire he can then remove his mask LOL but must put it back on before he leaves
 
Lamont D said:
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What about his magic key?

When he starts the deliveries, how can he get around radar, spy satellites, air traffic controllers, observatories, trackers, seti, the international space station, area 51, Portadown, the pope, Dali Lama, and of course Boris. (Mind you his toys are going under the bus.)

Really, even the tardis or Obi wan Kenobi, Q, or the gods of Olympus. Are not as good as Santa!
Does anyone know how he does it?
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The deliveries are vastly & mindboglingly eternal by our comprehension. There is no "Christmas" for Santa. We create the "Christmas" around the folklore. He does the "thing.."
One child may get every gift wanted over a period to us, (by our time perception of a decade?) But to this guy. It one it's drop. Only in different points in that child's life are these presents received in designated areas. Like foot of the bed, by the fireplace or under the tree..

Itf you're expecting the sound reindeer hoofs on your roof & a "ho Ho Ho." At midnight? Nah..

However... Maybe you feel your neighbour's lights covering their house are somewhat briefly intrusive through your curtains & in your room?
There may well be a "wormhole" under your bed.. ;)
 
Santa can call in if he has a minimum of two covid shots, and a certificate to prove it.

The usual Santa treats are waiting if this is fulfilled.

A xmas greeting from Diabetes Australia that I received the other day that I will share here.

Have a good one, I intend to...

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Riva_Roxaban said:
Santa can call in if he has a minimum of two covid shots, and a certificate to prove it.

The usual Santa treats are waiting if this is fulfilled.

A xmas greeting from Diabetes Australia that I received the other day that I will share here.

Have a good one, I intend to...

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I'm disappointed it hasn't got scouse greetings!

Alright La! Ave, a good un! Wanna prezzie or wot?
Gud chrimbo all!
 
I shall be leaving out for Santa under the christmas tree a mice pie a glass of mulled wine and some hand sanitiser.

The other night I did lay awake worrying about his flight plan and route as there are some nasty people out there with ground to air missile systems who are not the most friendly of people and imagined a scenario of santa's sleigh down rather than blackhawk down with the SAS tasked to rescue him but then thought Santa has managed to stay safe and get the presents out for many years now and am sure he has a plan for this craziest of times.:)

Edited a bit to remove effects of brain fog.
 
I mentioned one of the Q before, but the continuum are having a 'Time out!'
And us earthlings, have not improved enough to give us a second or even a first thought!

And if they made a judgment on our recent history?.........
 
Does it mean I have to leave a bottle of hand sanitiser now instead of mince pies and milk , and as far as how he does the time thing he just uses “ the force” may the festive force be with you ………always
 
JohnEGreen said:
I shall be leaving out for Santa under the christmas tree a mice pie a glass of mulled wine and some hand sanitiser
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A mice pie?!
He will take it home for his cat, maybe?

There are more answers than questions, though.
Just believe.
 
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