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Worst Christmas present

Got to change to BEST present I have ever had!!!!

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From a customer with other exclusive toileteries n kitchenware gifts too!

Sorry to take off course, but I bet the Queen doesn't give her staff Prada for Christmas!!

Isn't that such a wonderful present!!!!
 
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I am just so lucky!!!! Can't help but scream and shout about this present being the BEST ever!!

I actually need a purse!! The card was from another person! The card I was given by this customer with the Prada had me in tears that she had taken the time to write such lovely comments.

I just feel so overwhelmed by such kindness...
 
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donnellysdogs said:
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I am just so lucky!!!! Can't help but scream and shout about this present being the BEST ever!!

I actually need a purse!! The card was from another person! The card I was given by this customer with the Prada had me in tears that she had taken the time to write such lovely comments

I just feel so overwhelmed by such kindness...
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Probably a knock off.:p
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Heathenlass said:
OMG!, :eek::eek::eek::eek:


Signy
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I farted on the cat cushion, once.

Obviously, this was difficult for me, being an epitome of femininininity and charm, and sticky up little fingers, while holding my teacup.

But since then, I have it facing the back of the chair.
The back is plain green.
Which is a relief.

Edited to add the red text. For obvious reasons.
 
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Brunneria said:
I farted on the cat, once.

Obviously, this was difficult for me, being an epitome of femininininity and charm, and sticky up little fingers, while holding my teacup.

But since then, I have it facing the back of the chair.
The back is plain green.
Which is a relief.
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No,No, No. This isn't possible. Brunneria the number 1 class act on the forum..........farting. Surely not.
Another illusion shattered :hilarious:
 
Janiept said:
No,No, No. This isn't possible. Brunneria the number 1 class act on the forum..........farting. Surely not.
Another illusion shattered :hilarious:
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It took some real work.
But I managed it in the end.

Although it was, of course, a silent, non-aromatic, ladylike fart.
 
Brunneria said:
I farted on the cat cushion, once.

Obviously, this was difficult for me, being an epitome of femininininity and charm, and sticky up little fingers, while holding my teacup.

But since then, I have it facing the back of the chair.
The back is plain green.
Which is a relief.

Edited to add the red text. For obvious reasons.
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The cushion cat or a real cat? Shame on you!
 
Pipp said:
The cushion cat or a real cat? Shame on you!
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Oh, don't worry.
Producing the one fart was traumatic enough.

I don't think I have it in me to muster another, so the cat is safe. :cat:


And if you believe that, then I have a pig hovering overhead that needs a new home...
 
Brunneria said:
Oh, don't worry.
Producing the one fart was traumatic enough.

I don't think I have it in me to muster another, so the cat is safe. :cat:


And if you believe that, then I have a pig hovering overhead that needs a new home...
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Hey, just saw your thread about new puppy. Does she need to do some teething? I know just the thing for her to chew.:D
 
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