Hobs
Master
- Messages
- 11,798
- Location
- W Sussex
- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Non-insulin injectable medication (incretin mimetics)
- Dislikes
- Argumenative barstifferous (new word *lol*) types who think that they know everything *wink*
Three elderly men, Eddie, Jenkin and Martin go to the doctor's for their memory test. (It's a miracle they remembered the appointment!)
Anyway, the doctor begins by asking Eddie
"What is five times five?"
"191," is his reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to Jenkin,
"It's your turn. What is five times five?"
"Wednesday," replies Jenkin
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man,
"Okay Martin it's your turn. What's five times five?"
"Twenty five," says Martin.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get your answer?"
"Easy," says Martin, "just subtract 191 from Wednesday"
Anyway, the doctor begins by asking Eddie
"What is five times five?"
"191," is his reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to Jenkin,
"It's your turn. What is five times five?"
"Wednesday," replies Jenkin
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man,
"Okay Martin it's your turn. What's five times five?"
"Twenty five," says Martin.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get your answer?"
"Easy," says Martin, "just subtract 191 from Wednesday"
