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Christmas Cracker Jokes

eddie1968

eddie1968

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Now the festive season is upon us it's time for the annual cracker joke fiesta lmao.

Here goes:
Hear about the Irish murderer ?
He dragged his wife off a cliff.
Lol

Your contributions are appreciated....
 
Santa went to the Doctors with a problem. Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom! Doctor: Well you're in luck because I've got just the brandy cream for that!
 
Clivethedrive said:
Santa went to the Doctors with a problem. Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom! Doctor: Well you're in luck because I've got just the brandy cream for that!
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Mr Clive, really :eek: but it did make me laugh :hilarious: so funny :)
 
Chocolate - On Parade

First soldier: 'Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?'
Second soldier: 'Certainly not.'

First soldier: 'Why not?'
Second soldier: 'Because it's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert.'
 
News just in....a bell ringer from west sussex forgot to let go of the rope ...and caught his dingdong merrily on high
 
Doctor on Psychiatric Unit assessing patient, "What are you doing?"
Patient "Driving my Ferrari !"
Doctor" You haven't got a car here."
Patient in next bed "Shut up I get £20 a week for cleaning it !"
Lol
 
What do Mexican's have under the carpet?
Underlay.
Lol
(Ariba Ariba lol Speedy Gonzales)
 
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