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Guy goes into a bar, buys a pint and goes over to the cigarette machine...
As he walks back to the bar, he thinks he hears a deep voice comes out of the machine saying "Idiot!"...
Puzzled he sips his pint and reaches for a peanut from a little bowl on the bar...
suddenly, he hears a pleasant little voice from the peanuts saying "That's a nice tie, sir"...
totally freaked out, he asks the barman about this craziness...
"Oh sorry, sir...." says the barman "I should have warned you. The fag machine is out of order, and the peanuts are complimentary".

Sorry...sorry...sorry.
 
pleinster said:
Guy goes into a bar, buys a pint and goes over to the cigarette machine...
As he walks back to the bar, he thinks he hears a deep voice comes out of the machine saying "Idiot!"...
Puzzled he sips his pint and reaches for a peanut from a little bowl on the bar...
suddenly, he hears a pleasant little voice from the peanuts saying "That's a nice tie, sir"...
totally freaked out, he asks the barman about this craziness...
"Oh sorry, sir...." says the barman "I should have warned you. The fag machine is out of order, and the peanuts are complimentary".

Sorry...sorry...sorry.
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Hahaha. Love it...as naff as it is. :wacky::confused::)
 
Got home late last night didn't get op. Was on op table, someone stressed me out. Had panic attack. Probably weeks to wait now for op under sedation !!!!! Just my luck. Keep up the jokes aj10 I need them to cheer me up so stressed x
 
pleinster said:
Guy goes into a bar, buys a pint and goes over to the cigarette machine...
As he walks back to the bar, he thinks he hears a deep voice comes out of the machine saying "Idiot!"...
Puzzled he sips his pint and reaches for a peanut from a little bowl on the bar...
suddenly, he hears a pleasant little voice from the peanuts saying "That's a nice tie, sir"...
totally freaked out, he asks the barman about this craziness...
"Oh sorry, sir...." says the barman "I should have warned you. The fag machine is out of order, and the peanuts are complimentary".

Sorry...sorry...sorry.
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maureen5752 said:
Got home late last night didn't get op. Was on op table, someone stressed me out. Had panic attack. Probably weeks to wait now for op under sedation !!!!! Just my luck. Keep up the jokes aj10 I need them to cheer me up so stressed x
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Awww Maureen hun...you poor thing. That must have been horrible for you. Panic attacks are very scary. Try & take it easy for a while. Get your head in the right place & be kind to yourself. Here's a few smiles to help lift your spirits. Take care sweety. X


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I haven't got a cat, but the neighbours tabby often visits for a treat. There's something slightly bonkers about cats. I've decided it's genetic with them, & it makes them wonderfully funny pets. So, here's a few funny cat pics.


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Oh dear!! Lol.

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