My New Neighbour
My New Neighbour
She's single . . . ..
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the
Street and up my driveway and
Knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
This strong urge to have a good
Time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm Free,
and I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you
watch my dog?"