I say...

Superchip

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GP's, Diabetes Nurses.Crazy NHS guidelines on diet for Diabetics, they are seeing off millions.
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A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a Gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he
sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.**

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and
handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in
place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the
theatre followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her
deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful,
wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. ... ...*

*'You just happened to catch my eye.'**
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**(Oh shut up). Drum roll