Jokes

[chris lowe]

This was my son's favourite joke when he was about four years old

What do you call two theives?

A pair of knickers

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

 

[mook_uk1]

Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

 

[mook_uk1]

Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

 

[mook_uk1]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!