• Guest, the forum is undergoing some upgrades and so the usual themes will be unavailable for a few days. In the meantime, you can use the forum like normal. We'd love to know what you think about the forum! Take the 2025 Survey »

Limmericks (idea stolen from DAFNE site)

  • Thread starter Thread starter Anonymous
  • Start Date Start Date
There was a young man called Kip
Who found that low-carbing was hip
The less carbs he ate
The lower his weight
With his tongue out he looks like a zip
 
There once was a diabetic forum
Where people went because of boredom
It filled them with glee
when they ate their tea
and said "I'll start the diet in the morning"

RRB
 
There was a young guy called Milo,
Who had the most terrible hypo's,
He talked lots of gibberish and then fell asleep
So his mother decided he should become a MP :lol:

RRB
 
There was a young lady called Sharon
Who wanted to get smaller clothes on
She lost loads of weight
And now is size 8
And says 'Great' but where have my boobs gone
 
There once was a Type 1 named ****
To be honest, he felt a bit of an idiot
His sugars were high,his sugars were low,
where could he turn, where could he go?
He thought a forum would be a good idea
He needed help to make it clear
He needed something that would be a quick fix,
Alas nothing worked, OMG he did feel a right........

now, I just can't think of a good word for the ending, any ideas guys :wink: :lol:

RRB
 
There was a young man called Brett
Who swallowed a brand new lancet
He waited a year
For it to appear
Then thought 'Wash it?' no, better not chance it
 
gezzathorpe said:
There was a young man called Brett
Who swallowed a brand new lancet
He waited a year
For it to appear
Then thought 'Wash it?' no, better not chance it
Click to expand...


Not me lol

Sent from my GT-S5360 using DCUK Forum mobile app
 
Thundercat said:
There was a young man on a forum
Who lost all sense of decorum
He got in a fight
Over something quite slight
And now all the others deplore 'im!

Sent from the Diabetes Forum App
Click to expand...

Sorry if you are accusing me (fighting DUK) but I take "young man" as a compliment. :thumbup: :wave:
 
Thundercat said:
Not accusing anyone in particular Ian, sorry if you felt singled out. Just working with a limited skill with Limericks!! You'll always be young to me

Sent from the Diabetes Forum App
Click to expand...

No, Tcat, I didn't take offence,
'cos my militant low carbing makes sense
If you're thinking of me
Why not come round for tea,
I can introduce you to my wife & Polish pussycat, & we can sit in the garden under the glorious May sunshine,
And share our ideas & experience.
 
There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would rhyme,
When asked why it was
He said it's a mystery
But I'm doing the best that I'm able to.
 
Hot dogs for sale.
Where? Where?
Hot dogs for sale.
But where, but where, but where?
Over there by the beefburgers.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Menu
Log in
Register
Cookies are required to use this site. You must accept them to continue using the site. Learn More.…