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Limmericks (idea stolen from DAFNE site)

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There was a young man called Kip
Who found that low-carbing was hip
The less carbs he ate
The lower his weight
With his tongue out he looks like a zip
 
There once was a diabetic forum
Where people went because of boredom
It filled them with glee
when they ate their tea
and said "I'll start the diet in the morning"

RRB :)
 
There was a young guy called Milo,
Who had the most terrible hypo's,
He talked lots of gibberish and then fell asleep
So his mother decided he should become a MP :lol:

RRB :)
 
There was a young lady called Sharon
Who wanted to get smaller clothes on
She lost loads of weight
And now is size 8
And says 'Great' but where have my boobs gone
 
There once was a Type 1 named ****
To be honest, he felt a bit of an idiot
His sugars were high,his sugars were low,
where could he turn, where could he go?
He thought a forum would be a good idea
He needed help to make it clear
He needed something that would be a quick fix,
Alas nothing worked, OMG he did feel a right........

now, I just can't think of a good word for the ending, any ideas guys :wink: :lol:

RRB ;)
 
There was a young man called Brett
Who swallowed a brand new lancet
He waited a year
For it to appear
Then thought 'Wash it?' no, better not chance it
 
gezzathorpe said:
There was a young man called Brett
Who swallowed a brand new lancet
He waited a year
For it to appear
Then thought 'Wash it?' no, better not chance it
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Not me lol

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Thundercat said:
There was a young man on a forum
Who lost all sense of decorum
He got in a fight
Over something quite slight
And now all the others deplore 'im!

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:oops: :( Sorry if you are accusing me (fighting DUK) but I take "young man" as a compliment. :thumbup: :wave:
 
Thundercat said:
Not accusing anyone in particular Ian, sorry if you felt singled out. Just working with a limited skill with Limericks!! You'll always be young to me:-)

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No, Tcat, I didn't take offence,
'cos my militant low carbing makes sense
If you're thinking of me
Why not come round for tea,
I can introduce you to my wife & Polish pussycat, & we can sit in the garden under the glorious May sunshine,
And share our ideas & experience.
 
There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would rhyme,
When asked why it was
He said it's a mystery
But I'm doing the best that I'm able to.
 
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