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Limmericks (idea stolen from DAFNE site)

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There were once some idoits on forums
who appeared to be some kind of morons
From starting these thread
that some poor souls would dread
and totally lacked forum decorum :wink:

Up they popped, couldn't wait to shout
I know this and I know that, it didn't muster much clout
but, alas poor Yorick
became a bit of a prat
But some just couldn't wait for a bit of a spat

The visitor couldn't stop laughing
and had to bite their tongue
for looking in at some posts
something had to be done

Back and forth, they thought of something to do
Their brain was hurting, what was the clue?
A light bulb appeared (I said a light bulb appeared) :idea: :lol:
Why not round 'em up, and stick 'em in a Zoo

RRB hehe, it's just a joke .......... folks
 
Close shave

A low-carb policeman arrived
So into a cupboard I dived
He searched high and low
Then went all hypo
So I escaped and thought 'Phew ... I've survived'
 
There was a guy called Morgan,
Who was a grizzly Gorgan.
He sat away and strummed all day
With his... Blood sugar monitor.

(The "clean" version)
 
There's no need to be crazy alone
When you flick through this forum you drone
They're all just as weird
It's not as I feared
I thought I was all on my own!

So you add a quick verse on a limmerick
It doesn't quite fit and your sick of it
The words all get mixed
How does this get fixed
So you just type away and it sounds so thick
 
be this happy forum
that has an odd fool
makes a bad remark
something to regret
for me who was
once a stupid fool
 
There one was a young man from Shoreham
Who had little sense of decorum
Thought he was superior
Talking out of his posterier
Hacked everyone off on the forum
 
There was once a diabetic lady on TV
Who wanted everyone to see
So she lifted her top
The producer keeled over in shock
But it was only her new pump, so shiny and wee

RRB
 

This is what happened to me!
 
There once was an old gal called Mindy
Who had trouble with her kidney
she drank and she drank and she drank
but she had a good time, didn't she?
 
There was an old guy called Gregory
Who didn't have too much integrity
He drank and he ate, until he couldn't stand up straight
Now he's in A & E having surgery

RRB
 
There was a young man from Southport
Whose recommendations fell well short
He's now gone away
Yet logs in each day
What an odd way to handle an onslaught
 
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