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Personal Chrsitmas Hamper

I couldn't boil an egg without one either. I'm hopelessly impatient.
 
Lamont D said:
What different lives we lead.
What different tastes we have.

And how do you lot getaway with all those treats?

This is why a treatment plan for diabetes cannot succeed if it is one size fits all!

I dream of cheesecake!
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I make low carb/keto cheesecake, never made the Japanese one though as it’s too involved, couldn’t be bothered lol

I will stand and cook all day long but baking and pastry not interested

When I did my City & Guilds in catering many many years ago cookery, bakery & pastry were different disciplines and specialisms - like my old lecturer used to say cookery is an art baking & pastry is a science - and I don’t do science lol
 
JoKalsbeek said:
and while it's always great fun unpacking it, there's rarely anything in there I can partake in. It's all carbs and cow-milk-based. Oh, to have one of my own!
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But you got one of your own a couple of years ago, with only stuff you could eat, and a carb count included for what little carbs were there!
 
Antje77 said:
But you got one of your own a couple of years ago, with only stuff you could eat, and a carb count included for what little carbs were there!
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I did! But that was from a very, very dear friend, not an employer. (So I thought I wasn't allowed to count that one).

Those truffles were especially memorable. For the short while they survived, haha.
 
Antje77 said:
Just to make sure I have it right, is a hamper a festive gift of various items in a box, often gifted by an employer?
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lovinglife said:
That’s correct @Antje77
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In my neck of the woods, tenants give Christmas hampers too, as a token of their appreciation. Time to drop a hint to your neighbours in the trailer, perhaps?
 
I would like:

Montgomery's mature cheddar truckle
A dozen quail's eggs
My extra-special home-made Nordic bread (and somebody to make it the night before).
Preserved apricots or peaches in brandy.
Assorted liqueur-filled dark chocolates with positively no sugar crust.
A bottle of Armagnac
 
LivingLightly said:
In my neck of the woods, tenants give Christmas hampers too, as a token of their appreciation. Time to drop a hint to your neighbours in the trailer, perhaps?
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Oooh, there's a possibility, not a thing in the Netherlands!
But knowing my neighbour, it would likely be filled with gross stuff by way of a joke... Think perfectly low carb dead rats and the likes.
Not sure if I dare take the risk.
 
Great thread, @MrsA2!

Mine would be:

1) A lovely single malt, such as this one - https://thesinglemaltshop.com/product/dalwhinnie-30-yo-special-releases-2019

2) A bottle of Remy Martin XO.

3) A stinky French cheese, one strong enough that it repels my wife and children from the fridge, thereby ensuring I don't have them raiding the meats!

4) A framed photo of my children to remember them by, for when my wife divorces me and my children flee the house forever, due to the stinky French cheese.

5) A whole serano ham, complete with the little wooden stand.

6) A lifetime supply of Hotel Chocolat 85% chocolate batons.
 
JoKalsbeek said:
My husband gets a "Kerstpakket" every year, what I suppose you'd call a hamper, and while it's always great fun unpacking it, there's rarely anything in there I can partake in. It's all carbs and cow-milk-based. Oh, to have one of my own
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That's why I thought we could do low carb ones, so we don't miss out, even if it is pretend
 
After due thought:

A rib of local grass-fed beef - oh, just a minute, we are actually having that!
A bottle of good brandy, cognac or Armagnac
A biiiig tub of double cream for coffees
A wild salmon tail big enough for two (I'm generous like that)
A New Forest cheese called Stoney Cross - a whole one. None of this prissying about with slices!

Still thinking about the 6th.
 
Can i just have a cheese hamper?
Oh go on, add a lovely bottle of fruity red wine to go with them.
So, 5 different cheese (no blue ones thank you but a good selection of cows, sheep's and goat's cheese) and a bottle of Portuguese Douro.
 
Outlier said:
A New Forest cheese called Stoney Cross - a whole one. None of this prissying about with slices!
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Although local, not heard of that one, so thanks for putting it on my radar. A trip to Sunnyfields is on the cards methinks.
 
My hamper would be things from Xmas from when my parents were still here, from my childhood, so not low carb at all!
1) Ginger wine
2) Dad’s home made Xmas pudding
3) Mum’s homemade Xmas cake
4) A Tunis cake, don’t seem to be able to get them anymore (picture below)
5) My dad in a Xmas hat from a cracker, proudly sharpening his carving knife
6) My mum in her apron proudly bringing the turkey and all the trimmings to the table


 
I assume that the aim is to list things that you wouldn't buy yourself during the year, so it is all a treat?
[We live a very indulgent life, which can be a problem when you can buy anything on the shelves.]

1) Rib of beef (I think nearly all UK beef is grass fed).
2) Bottle of XO brandy (I can't bring myself to spend another £100 or so (checked Waitrose price and £85 for Remy Martin XO - dang, that is 35cl) over the VSOP) Hmmm...Black Friday it is £135 at Amazon...£175 at the Whisky Exchange...Nah, too expensive.
3) A really, really low carb cheesecake.
4) The rest of the hamper would be empty because of all the thigs I can't/shouldn't eat.
5) Oh, a Waitrose lamb half shoulder. Because there is no way I'm paying almost £20 for something about the same size as a beef burger. Grrr.... Guess who has been to Waitrose this week.....
 
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