Er... what is a massage dump? (My bold red).
I'm having trouble getting the thought out of my head...
I'll tell you why Pipp ... it's cos them blokes leave ALL the cleaning up to us ... one of my old retrievers did a massage 'dump' in front of the telly one morning (fortunately on tiled area) and all the kids and husband were going round 'ughing and ugh that stinks' so it was left to me. Wonder what would have happened if I'd walked away as well? Still be there I s'pose
I'm having these lovely visions of a pampered pooch getting a shoulder massage whilst going about his business with a cheesy spaced out grin on his face lolEr... what is a massage dump? (My bold red).
I'm having trouble getting the thought out of my head...
I'm having these lovely visions of a pampered pooch getting a shoulder massage whilst going about his business with a cheesy spaced out grin on his face lol
Pre-dictive text on my phone should go in!
I am fed up of altering words that I haven't typed. I can't turn it off! Bloody iPhones!
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It's the Autocorrect field in Settings, General, Keyboard. You can turn it off there.
What language are you talking?
Doh! Yeah thanks! I think?
LolYou have a MUCH cleaner mind than me.
How about said males who leave the seat up. early morning trips can end in a frozen bum, oooooooo
We have an arrangement.
If I bumble into the bathroom at night (not turning light on out of consideration for dear Mr B), and sit down onto icy porcelain, then I get a flannel, run it under the cold tap, return to the bedroom, peel back the duvet, peel up the t shirt, and apply the flannel. Back or front, I have no preference.
It has happened twice in 8 years.
The first time he didn't believe it would happen.
The second, he genuinely forgot to put the seat down, and I really felt bad. But of course, I couldn't have backed down.
I realise some of you will think I deserve 101.
If so, so be it.
But I can assure you that all toilets in 101 will have their seats put down, after use.
The staff on the ground are brilliant. It's just the bosses sitting on their backsides in their offices who get ridiculous salaries and when everything goes bottoms up get even more money by doing what they should have done in the first place - resign!Whilst I agree to the calls, I'd have to say that not all the RSPCA people are like their bosses, the ones I know personally are dedicated to their jobs and do everything in their power to make a difference in the lives of our unfortunate furry/feathered friends.
Oh, Thanks a long Brunneria. Now I have to get the mental picture of Mr B's exposed "bits" and you weilding a cold wet flannel before I get to bed tonight. Think I will have to pour another large Canadian Club and diet lemondade.We have an arrangement.
If I bumble into the bathroom at night (not turning light on out of consideration for dear Mr B), and sit down onto icy porcelain, then I get a flannel, run it under the cold tap, return to the bedroom, peel back the duvet, peel up the t shirt, and apply the flannel. Back or front, I have no preference.
It has happened twice in 8 years.
The first time he didn't believe it would happen.
The second, he genuinely forgot to put the seat down, and I really felt bad. But of course, I couldn't have backed down.
I realise some of you will think I deserve 101.
If so, so be it.
But I can assure you that all toilets in 101 will have their seats put down, after use.
Oh, Thanks a long Brunneria. Now I have to get the mental picture of Mr B's exposed "bits" and you weilding a cold wet flannel before I get to bed tonight. Think I will have to pour another large Canadian Club and diet lemondade.
Yes, predictive/spell check text can be embarassing. I used to be secretary of the local scout/cubs group and would write up the minutes. I once forgot to check that the computer hadn't automaticaly spell checked . Unfortunately Mr Futcher had been corrected to Mr F****r. Took a long time to live that one down!Aw come on, nosher8355 already put predictive text in 101. But I think we should retrieve it if we get this sort of laugh.
That reminds me, can parents who give their offspring stupid names go in please? They don't realise the harm they are doing! A perfect example is a friend of mine named Wally, and his surname is Fuchs!Yes, predictive/spell check text can be embarassing. I used to be secretary of the local scout/cubs group and would write up the minutes. I once forgot to check that the computer hadn't automaticaly spell checked . Unfortunately Mr Futcher had been corrected to Mr F****r. Took a long time to live that one down!
Definitely!!!! It's not even necessarily just the name, it's the spelling. Daisy is not spelt Daysee, Emily is not spelt Emalee *** I am a pedant when it comes to grammar and spelling and it makes me want to kill when I read about people in the paper whose parents could not even figure out how to spell their children's names properly. Aaaaaaaaaagh *steam comes out of ears*That reminds me, can parents who give their offspring stupid names go in please? They don't realise the harm they are doing! A perfect example is a friend of mine named Wally, and his surname is Fuchs!
Also some of the hippy names that so called celebrities give their kids!
Rant over!
Definitely!!!! It's not even necessarily just the name, it's the spelling. Daisy is not spelt Daysee, Emily is not spelt Emalee *** I am a pedant when it comes to grammar and spelling and it makes me want to kill when I read about people in the paper whose parents could not even figure out how to spell their children's names properly. Aaaaaaaaaagh *steam comes out of ears*
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