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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

Lesleywo said:
I'll tell you why Pipp ... it's cos them blokes leave ALL the cleaning up to us ... one of my old retrievers did a massage 'dump' in front of the telly one morning (fortunately on tiled area) and all the kids and husband were going round 'ughing and ugh that stinks' so it was left to me. Wonder what would have happened if I'd walked away as well? Still be there I s'pose :(
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Er... what is a massage dump? (My bold red).

I'm having trouble getting the thought out of my head...
 
Brunneria said:
Er... what is a massage dump? (My bold red).

I'm having trouble getting the thought out of my head...
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I'm having these lovely visions of a pampered pooch getting a shoulder massage whilst going about his business with a cheesy spaced out grin on his face lol
 
Aw come on, nosher8355 already put predictive text in 101. But I think we should retrieve it if we get this sort of laugh.
 
nosher8355 said:
Pre-dictive text on my phone should go in!

I am fed up of altering words that I haven't typed. I can't turn it off! Bloody iPhones!
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It's the Autocorrect field in Settings, General, Keyboard. You can turn it off there.

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Can I put people who wee on toilet seats in? It's not nice living with 4 males. I mean how hard can it possibly be to aim lol
 
How about said males who leave the seat up. early morning trips can end in a frozen bum, oooooooo
 
satindoll said:
How about said males who leave the seat up. early morning trips can end in a frozen bum, oooooooo
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We have an arrangement.

If I bumble into the bathroom at night (not turning light on out of consideration for dear Mr B), and sit down onto icy porcelain, then I get a flannel, run it under the cold tap, return to the bedroom, peel back the duvet, peel up the t shirt, and apply the flannel. Back or front, I have no preference.

It has happened twice in 8 years.

The first time he didn't believe it would happen.
The second, he genuinely forgot to put the seat down, and I really felt bad. But of course, I couldn't have backed down.

I realise some of you will think I deserve 101.
If so, so be it.

But I can assure you that all toilets in 101 will have their seats put down, after use.
 
Brunneria said:
We have an arrangement.

If I bumble into the bathroom at night (not turning light on out of consideration for dear Mr B), and sit down onto icy porcelain, then I get a flannel, run it under the cold tap, return to the bedroom, peel back the duvet, peel up the t shirt, and apply the flannel. Back or front, I have no preference.

It has happened twice in 8 years.

The first time he didn't believe it would happen.
The second, he genuinely forgot to put the seat down, and I really felt bad. But of course, I couldn't have backed down.

I realise some of you will think I deserve 101.
If so, so be it.

But I can assure you that all toilets in 101 will have their seats put down, after use.
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Actually Mr Satindoll and resident son do put the seat down and the lid too was just throwing it in for the unfortunate others.
 
satindoll said:
Whilst I agree to the calls, I'd have to say that not all the RSPCA people are like their bosses, the ones I know personally are dedicated to their jobs and do everything in their power to make a difference in the lives of our unfortunate furry/feathered friends.
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The staff on the ground are brilliant. It's just the bosses sitting on their backsides in their offices who get ridiculous salaries and when everything goes bottoms up get even more money by doing what they should have done in the first place - resign!

Aaaaaans breathe
 
Brunneria said:
We have an arrangement.

If I bumble into the bathroom at night (not turning light on out of consideration for dear Mr B), and sit down onto icy porcelain, then I get a flannel, run it under the cold tap, return to the bedroom, peel back the duvet, peel up the t shirt, and apply the flannel. Back or front, I have no preference.

It has happened twice in 8 years.

The first time he didn't believe it would happen.
The second, he genuinely forgot to put the seat down, and I really felt bad. But of course, I couldn't have backed down.

I realise some of you will think I deserve 101.
If so, so be it.

But I can assure you that all toilets in 101 will have their seats put down, after use.
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Oh, Thanks a long Brunneria. Now I have to get the mental picture of Mr B's exposed "bits" and you weilding a cold wet flannel before I get to bed tonight. Think I will have to pour another large Canadian Club and diet lemondade.
 
chris lowe said:
Oh, Thanks a long Brunneria. Now I have to get the mental picture of Mr B's exposed "bits" and you weilding a cold wet flannel before I get to bed tonight. Think I will have to pour another large Canadian Club and diet lemondade.
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Don't worry. You're safe. He wears shorts to sleep in.

Most of the time.
 
Pipp said:
Aw come on, nosher8355 already put predictive text in 101. But I think we should retrieve it if we get this sort of laugh.
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Yes, predictive/spell check text can be embarassing. I used to be secretary of the local scout/cubs group and would write up the minutes. I once forgot to check that the computer hadn't automaticaly spell checked . Unfortunately Mr Futcher had been corrected to Mr F****r. Took a long time to live that one down!
 
chris lowe said:
Yes, predictive/spell check text can be embarassing. I used to be secretary of the local scout/cubs group and would write up the minutes. I once forgot to check that the computer hadn't automaticaly spell checked . Unfortunately Mr Futcher had been corrected to Mr F****r. Took a long time to live that one down!
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That reminds me, can parents who give their offspring stupid names go in please? They don't realise the harm they are doing! A perfect example is a friend of mine named Wally, and his surname is Fuchs!
Also some of the hippy names that so called celebrities give their kids!

Rant over!
 
I don't mind predictive text too much. It's nice not to have to type the whole word in sometimes ;) do get annoyed when it doesn't correct my bad typing tho. The amount of times I put do instead of so due to misaiming on my phone and don't realise.

I actually miss it when I use my work laptop and it doesn't correct my laziness. I seem to have a real brain block about how to type be. On a PC I nearly always put eb. Drives me mad
 
nosher8355 said:
That reminds me, can parents who give their offspring stupid names go in please? They don't realise the harm they are doing! A perfect example is a friend of mine named Wally, and his surname is Fuchs!
Also some of the hippy names that so called celebrities give their kids!

Rant over!
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Definitely!!!! It's not even necessarily just the name, it's the spelling. Daisy is not spelt Daysee, Emily is not spelt Emalee *** I am a pedant when it comes to grammar and spelling and it makes me want to kill when I read about people in the paper whose parents could not even figure out how to spell their children's names properly. Aaaaaaaaaagh *steam comes out of ears*
 
MrsB said:
Definitely!!!! It's not even necessarily just the name, it's the spelling. Daisy is not spelt Daysee, Emily is not spelt Emalee *** I am a pedant when it comes to grammar and spelling and it makes me want to kill when I read about people in the paper whose parents could not even figure out how to spell their children's names properly. Aaaaaaaaaagh *steam comes out of ears*
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Does that include me, I called one of my girls ........, she called her daughter .... and other daughter called her little ones ..........and ........
 
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