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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

satindoll said:
Glue your nethers to the bed and refuse to move till you feel better unless you really want to go home at which point pick up your skirts and leg it
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TBH I think I need to stay. Still feeling wobbly. Will get the handcuffs out
 
MrsB said:
While I'm at it.....

Drivers who don't indicate

Teenagers that don't get their butts out of bed until 3pm

Mums that put those awful elasticated headband things on baby girls ( is it just in case we don't realise they actually ARE girls)

Hairbrushes that fall apart when you date to try and brush out a knot

People that ask if I want sugar in my tea "no thanks but I'll take a sweetener if you have one" " oh you don't need to diet!!" Aaagh
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Agree to all except teenagers staying in bed. At least if they are there they are not eating all the fridge contents, getting ****** or off their face on drugs, hanging round annoying people, etc.
 
Pipp said:
Aw, no, not pellets. They poison the critters that eat the slugs, like frogs and hedgehogs.
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I would agree if there was a frog or hedgehog within 50 miles of my tiny terrace walled postage stamp of a garden.

The Monstrous Hound took himself out through the catflap a few days ago for a widdle, and was so shocked by the Giant Slug that was lurking at the bottom of his catflap-access-ramp, that I had to go out and investigate the barking!
 
Pipp said:
Agree to all except teenagers staying in bed. At least if they are there they are not eating all the fridge contents, getting ****** or off their face on drugs, hanging round annoying people, etc.
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I have found an ingenenious solution to my teenager problem. In going to make him stay at his Nans for a couple of days. She is 83, has no internet and will drive him mental fussing every 2 minutes
 
MrsB said:
I have found an ingenenious solution to my teenager problem. In going to make him stay at his Nans for a couple of days. She is 83, has no internet and will drive him mental fussing every 2 minutes
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*nods*

We also need to check that the 101 room has no electrical plug points, chargers, phone sockets, arial sockets, satellite dishes, or any form of link to the outside world.
 
Brunneria said:
Poor love.
Get difficult.
If you've got the energy!
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I have now. Just had stewed apple and custard for the first time in ages and it was amazing (T1 so I can get away with it sometimes). Fairly sure I'm gonna have an 'unexplained' rapid rise in BS when they take it in an hour only to be equally unexplainable almost ok again in a couple of hours ;)
 
MrsB said:
I have now. Just had stewed apple and custard for the first time in ages and it was amazing (T1 so I can get away with it sometimes). Fairly sure I'm gonna have an 'unexplained' rapid rise in BS when they take it in an hour only to be equally unexplainable almost ok again in a couple of hours ;)
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Good grief! Such alarming and unpredictable results deserve further investigation, by their highly experienced crack(ed) medical team!! Perhaps they had better keep you in for observation!!!
 
Brunneria said:
Good grief! Such alarming and unpredictable results deserve further investigation, by their highly experienced crack(ed) medical team!! Perhaps they had better keep you in for observation!!!
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I'm thinking the same thing :). I'll let you know how Operation Sneaky goes later
 
MrsB said:
Might have got that a bit wrong. Is Mountain Dew that green drink?
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I think they are about equal in grossity.

Actually, I have a bottle of youth dew. Bought it after smelling this fantastic and elusive fragrance on a woman in a cinema, and asking her what it was (I have no shame!).

Bought it, sprayed it, and nearly died! Eventually I learned to spray 1 squirt into the air 4 feet ahead of me, and walk through it. Got the same subtle gloriousness.

Found the same thing works for Clinique's original perfume.

Can't bear it drenched.
* shudder *

So I'm happy to have over-used Youth Dew in 101
 
Fat men and women in shorts, with their overhang on show, two sizes too small
 
Young ones with the crutch of their trousers round their knees showing off their bums or g string pants, what's that about
 
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