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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

sure I will send you a linux disk - you don't need anything else
 
Let me out! This is unjust!
 
Oh ok I said unless cose I couldn't think of anything to send you there for, didn't mean it honest
 
Pipp said:
Let me out! This is unjust!
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It's ok, I'll rescue you.

Look, here's a loaf of bread with a key in - oh. Oops. I may have eaten it. The bread I mean. And perhaps the key...

Burp

You know I can't be trusted with carbs.

Umm... I'll go and see if I can find the other keyring.
 
satindoll said:
Oh ok I said unless cose I couldn't think of anything to send you there for, didn't mean it honest
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Well that is a relief. Was getting close to the point of no return. Mr Pipp and Mr Satindoll were whingeing a bit too. Told Mr Pipp I would hold the door for him to come out if he makes me a cuppa. He agreed. You ready to let Mr Satindoll out yet?
 
Brunneria said:
It's ok, I'll rescue you.

Look, here's a loaf of bread with a key in - oh. Oops. I may have eaten it. The bread I mean. And perhaps the key...

Burp

You know I can't be trusted with carbs.

Umm... I'll go and see if I can find the other keyring.
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and here is me thinking you are a diabetic.... A whole loaf - you will be asleep for 12 hours and unable to see properly now....
 
Oh got another one....

When teenagers claim to love there children oh so much yet palm them off to anyone that will have them so they can go out and get drunk etc...and then claim to miss them!!
 
Well honestly.
I had your wholemeal exit strategy planned. With butter.
And now we've temporarily mislaid the key. :rolleyes: Not sure where. :bag:
 
Spose so, he did just redecorate the hall, and it looks great but tell him next time he forgets the cream for my coffee his in for good
 
NicolaAnne1994 said:
Oh got another one....

When teenagers claim to love there children oh so much yet palm them off to anyone that will have them so they can go out and get drunk etc...and then claim to miss them!!
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You have a point. Teenagers who are still children having children. Don't think I would put them in room 101though.

Maybe teach them how to love their children by being with them.
 
Pipp said:
You have a point. Teenagers who are still children having children. Don't think I would put them in room 101though.

Maybe teach them how to love their children by being with them.
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I guess but they annoy me! even though I am a teen technically although I am 20 now....
 
You lot are as daft as me!
Cheered me up though. Have been poorly for a week. Made me want to put down the iPad and run for the hills.

Haha
Thanks
 
Everyone's children from the age of 4 to 18 (now mine are grown up). We could employ everyone as child catchers. Escalating reward scale the more you hand in.
 
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