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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

semiphonic said:
Can stupid sayings go in? Two prime examples -
"There's no such thing as can't" - yes there is, for example a shark can't drive a car and an elephant can't use a cashpoint
And my personal favourite, when I misplace something some wonderfully insightful person will impart the following information -
"It'll be in the last place you look" thanks for the info Sherlock, I was going to carry on looking for it after I found it...........
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ROFL!
 
Lesleywo said:
Hey .. I'm still waiting for some kind person to tell me what FRACKING means?
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It's basically a newish way of getting oil and gas out of the ground. The companies drill down and inject liquid into the fissures to force the gas and oil upwards. Lots of people don't like it so we've had protesters etc
 
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Nothing against Canada, They have Rockies and Moose.
Lidl ladle or spoon was a game invented after a drunken day out with Steve Lidle after Lidl opened round the corner.
After some conjuring in the Kitchen an argument occurred regarding the correct spoon. It was at that moment I invented
Lidl, ladle or spoon.
 
MCMLXXIII said:
Nothing against Canada, They have Rockies and Moose.
Lidl ladle or spoon was a game invented after a drunken day out with Steve Lidle after Lidl opened round the corner.
After some conjuring in the Kitchen an argument occurred regarding the correct spoon. It was at that moment I invented
Lidl, ladle or spoon.
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Right... Thanks for that. :)

Did anyone else understand a word of that?
 
Brunneria borealis?:)common name Brunner's Mantis or Brunner's Stick Mantis, is a species of praying mantis native to the Southern United States?
 
MCMLXXIII said:
Brunneria borealis?:)common name Brunner's Mantis or Brunner's Stick Mantis, is a species of praying mantis native to the Southern United States?
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Drat. You got me.
And all this time I've been masquerading as a forget-me-knot.

Muahaaaahaaaa
(That was a sinister laugh, by the way. How do you spell it, @Heathenlass ?)

As you can see, the low carb weight loss is working just fine...

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Muwahahahahahaaa!

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Postscript to the above post:

I don't know how the hell I did it, but I managed to post that image in the wrong thread! As the topic title was "sensitive", I panic deleted like mad to avoid being banned forever :eek::eek::eek:

Signy
 
Pipp said:
Hehehe!
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Seriously - I'm still sweating! I hit just about every button EXCEPT delete, lost the screen, panicked, screamed, then found it and deleted it hoping no one had noticed it was ever there !:eek::confused: If it was, and reported, please guys, get me out of the clink, send a file in a round of cheese or something :rolleyes:

Signy
 
Heathenlass said:
Postscript to the above post:

I don't know how the hell I did it, but I managed to post that image in the wrong thread! As the topic title was "sensitive", I panic deleted like mad to avoid being banned forever :eek::eek::eek:

Signy
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Hooting with laughter!
 
Lesleywo said:
Hey .. I'm still waiting for some kind person to tell me what FRACKING means?
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Can we put in people who don't know how to use google? ;)

Oops, maybe not. I still don't know what Azeroth and panderans are, even though there was a photo.
 
Heathenlass said:
Seriously - I'm still sweating! I hit just about every button EXCEPT delete, lost the screen, panicked, screamed, then found it and deleted it hoping no one had noticed it was ever there !:eek::confused: If it was, and reported, please guys, get me out of the clink, send a file in a round of cheese or something :rolleyes:

Signy
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Some horse cheese?
 
Heathenlass said:
Postscript to the above post:

I don't know how the hell I did it, but I managed to post that image in the wrong thread! As the topic title was "sensitive", I panic deleted like mad to avoid being banned forever :eek::eek::eek:

Signy
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Oops. That's the kind of thing that normally happens to me lol
 
Heathenlass said:
Seriously - I'm still sweating! I hit just about every button EXCEPT delete, lost the screen, panicked, screamed, then found it and deleted it hoping no one had noticed it was ever there !:eek::confused: If it was, and reported, please guys, get me out of the clink, send a file in a round of cheese or something :rolleyes:

Signy
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Panic not.

I found the key.

We can send it to you in a loaf of bread cos that worked so well, last time.
 
Pipp said:
Can we put in people who don't know how to use google? ;)

Oops, maybe not. I still don't know what Azeroth and panderans are, even though there was a photo.
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Azeroth is a continent in the computer game World of Warcraft.
There are maps and everything!
* struggling to avoid switching to geek-mode *
http://www.wowwiki.com/Azeroth_(world)
 
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