The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

[Beezee]

Last orders at 11.00?? Quick! I'll have a double Jägermeister (and none of your softy jäger bombs rubbish).
I can see I've got some serious catching up to do.


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[Scandichic]

What the hecky thump is an old dairy snow top? I am turning in now as I feel slightly the worse for wear from all that virtual Chardonnay and I've got 9x in the morning (god help me - or them! Not sure which) followed by a football tournament in French with Y8 (it seemed like a good idea at the time!). Night all!

 

[Thommothebear]

Good lord, Jaegermeister? Well, if you insist, but I would recommend the Poire Williams Eu de Vite, served ice cold as a superior experience


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[Thommothebear]

What the hecky thump is an old dairy snow top? I am turning in now as I feel slightly the worse for wear from all that virtual Chardonnay and I've got 9x in the morning (god help me - or them! Not sure which) followed by a football tournament in French with Y8 (it seemed like a good idea at the time!). Night all!

Its a nice Kentish Winter porter, 6.5%abv, very warming in such a windy night. Nighty night, do you need a cab


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[Beezee]

Bleugh. Can't stand pears ... Although I suppose on this 'change of lifestyle' thing I might have to start liking them. Go on then - I'll give your Poire William a go. But if I turn maudlin you only have yourself to blame.


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[Thommothebear]

It doesn't taste of pears, rocket fuel maybe and very dry. S'good stuff, honestly. have a double, you'll like it if you want the really strong stuff, puts hairs in your eyeballs it does.


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[Crimsonclient]

Bacardi and come please


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[Thommothebear]

Oh, they ciders pretty good round here too, Up to 8.6% available as Medium or Dry, you can only have this in half pints though until I know you can handle it.


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[Thommothebear]

Bacardi and come please


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Um.........coke?


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[Beezee]

Cripes that's strong!

Sniffle. Sob. Nobody understands me. Gulp. Snort. Cry. Yesterday I crushed a daisy underfoot. I feel so guilty. That daisy probably had a family. Sob. Sob. Sob.


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[Thommothebear]

Cripes that's strong!

Sniffle. Sob. Nobody understands me. Gulp. Snort. Cry. Yesterday I crushed a daisy underfoot. I feel so guilty. That daisy probably had a family. Sob. Sob. Sob.


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Better have another.....


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[Thommothebear]

ing Ding: LAST ORDERS PLEASE!


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[lessci]

I've been waiting ages can I just have 2 pints of what the foxes hat and a double port please. Oh and some pork scratchings too.

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[Thommothebear]

I've been waiting ages can I just have 2 pints of what the foxes hat and a double port please. Oh and some pork scratchings too.

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Of course, help yourself to the cheese with the port.


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[Crimsonclient]

Um.........coke?


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Don't you just love auto correct I meant coke (red faced)


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[Thommothebear]

Don't you just love auto correct I meant coke (red faced)


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Haha, we've all been there with autoincorrect, often with hilarious results!


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[Beezee]

Where ham I? Where ish ever-e-one? Whysh it all dark in heresh?

Hello? Hic. Hello? Snore.


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[Andy12345]

here to clean the bar and empty the ash trays, do you have any coffee behind the bar? im knackered


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[paul-1976]

You should see what someones left in the Kahzee-someones gonna have to break it up with a stick before that'll flush!

 

[Andy12345]

dont worry im ex champion apple bobber and im on the case


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