The Polar Bear Inn, a virtual pub

[Nicholas Hoare]

Any 'Blood Wine' sold here ?


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[semiphonic]

I think you may have just invented the Blubbermeister shot!

And I haven't rested on my laurels -

Vodka, orange juice, vanilla liqueur and walrus blubber = Harvey Blubberbanger

Vodka, Baileys, cream and walrus blubber = Blubbery Russian

Rum, lime juice, strawberries and walrus blubber = Strawberry Blubbuiri

Vodka, orange juice and walrus blubber = Screwblubber

I have more, I'm like the Diabetic Tom Cruise

 

[carraway]

Can I have a veggie-blubber cocktail please?

 

[semiphonic]

Can I have a veggie-blubber cocktail please?

How about -

Gin, Cherry Brandy, Benedictine, Lemon Juice, Grenadine and vegetarian blubber = Singablubber Sling

 

[carraway]

Semiphonic you are a genius. I'l have a pint with extra umbrellas!

 

[semiphonic]

Semiphonic you are a genius. I'l have a pint with extra umbrellas!

Better distract Thommo first, don't know how a Polar Bear is going to react to me serving cocktails?

 

[Thommothebear]

As it happened we have an opening for a Mixologist with a sense of humour and an interest in unusual ingredients, pay is the same as I get, zilch, but all the booze and food you can handle.


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[mo1905]

As it happened we have an opening for a Mixologist with a sense of humour and an interest in unusual ingredients, pay is the same as I get, zilch, but all the booze and food you can handle.


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Do we submit a CV ? I am highly skilled in snakebite, mojito's and cuba libre ! I can recite poetry whilst mixing and can wash up too


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[Andy12345]

Huh? didn't you say id be promoted from toilet cleaner to barman as soon as you got a vacancy? I've tried so had to set a good impression

 

[Nicholas Hoare]

I can mix cement, and I am very good at multi tasking (can sit on the toilet while reading the paper, singing, doing my nails and playing on my iphone)


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[Crimsonclient]

Do we submit a CV ? I am highly skilled in snakebite, mojito's and cuba libre ! I can recite poetry whilst mixing and can wash up too


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I can make a depth charge there lethal worse than snakebite


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[Thommothebear]

Too hard to choose between your combined arrays of impressive qualifications in the field of alcohol, you are all hired.


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[Dogbutler]

Can I suggest a new pud for the menu?
Was thinking of a blubbery bunch of coconuts.

 

[Nicholas Hoare]

I will give my cement mixer a good clean and give it a new coat of paint ready to make my first cocktail.


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[carty]

I am so glad I dont drink cocktails please just pour my wine into a large glass with no messing !!!
CAROL

 

[Scandichic]

Do we submit a CV ? I am highly skilled in snakebite, mojito's and cuba libre ! I can recite poetry whilst mixing and can wash up too


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But not you hands - rofl!

 

[mo1905]

But not you hands - rofl!

Will I ever live that down lol ! I promise I now disinfect after every pee pee


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[Scandichic]

Will I ever live that down lol ! I promise I now disinfect after every pee pee


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I just couldn't resist. You played right into my hands! Lol!

 

[Thommothebear]

England V Wales, what can I say, Oh my poor furry head.............


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[mo1905]

Make sure the cellars are topped up for next week !


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