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The Tesco Horseburger one-liners

WhitbyJet

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Tesco burgers, low in fat, high in Shergar

Tesco burgers give you the trots

Will Tescos now be saddled with a bad reputation?

Did you know Shergar bum is an anagram of hamburgers

It gets worse....the French have found traces of Tesco Value burgers in their horsemeat

Tesco, tracing your meat from stable to table...

I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose

I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient

They're on the shelves but not furlong

Tesco are being taken to court over this. The CEO has promised to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof

This ascot to be wrong

I had a Tesco burger last night, woke up this morning with a bit inbetween my teeth

Tesco: So hungry you could eat a horse? We've got you covered

What kind cheese do Tesco use in their cheese burgers.....mascapony

Traces of zebra found in tesco's barcodes ......

To be fair, I've eaten these burgers and they're o.k if you add a little salad-dressage or side-saddle dressing.

From now on, I will only eat burgers that are the real AP McCoy

So you CAN make money flogging a dead horse.

Luckily I didn't eat the burgers, I gave them to the neigh-bours

Just had a burger in Tescos, lady said 'Do you want anything on it?'
I said, 'A fiver each way' - would be funnier if you'd put a pony each way!

Got home, said to George, haven't we got some of those Tesco burgers in the fridge?
She opened the door and said,'They're off'

A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.

I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.

Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony!

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.
 
:lol:


Tesco are giving double clubcard points on burgers and petrol starting this weekend.

The deal is called "Only Fuel and Horses"
 
Try China's alternative ... the quarter panda

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when asked what I wanted on my burgers, I replied £5 each way... :)
 
MCMLXXIII said:
Try China's alternative ... the quarter panda

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That's a good one :lol:

So is yours Paul_c :thumbup:
 
B&Q have been dragged into the food scandal now.

They have apparantly been selling wooden flooring with laminit.
 
Horse cheese anyone?

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Here's a French one

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( Do you know why the "Laughing Cow" laughs, because they sent a horse to take in his place at the abattoir! )
But something seems to have happened to the picture???!! It was there the first time I watched it. Perhaps she spoke too soon. :lol:
 
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