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Tesco burgers, low in fat, high in Shergar
Tesco burgers give you the trots
Will Tescos now be saddled with a bad reputation?
Did you know Shergar bum is an anagram of hamburgers
It gets worse....the French have found traces of Tesco Value burgers in their horsemeat
Tesco, tracing your meat from stable to table...
I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose
I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient
They're on the shelves but not furlong
Tesco are being taken to court over this. The CEO has promised to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof
This ascot to be wrong
I had a Tesco burger last night, woke up this morning with a bit inbetween my teeth
Tesco: So hungry you could eat a horse? We've got you covered
What kind cheese do Tesco use in their cheese burgers.....mascapony
Traces of zebra found in tesco's barcodes ......
To be fair, I've eaten these burgers and they're o.k if you add a little salad-dressage or side-saddle dressing.
From now on, I will only eat burgers that are the real AP McCoy
So you CAN make money flogging a dead horse.
Luckily I didn't eat the burgers, I gave them to the neigh-bours
Just had a burger in Tescos, lady said 'Do you want anything on it?'
I said, 'A fiver each way' - would be funnier if you'd put a pony each way!
Got home, said to George, haven't we got some of those Tesco burgers in the fridge?
She opened the door and said,'They're off'
A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony!
There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.
Tesco burgers give you the trots
Will Tescos now be saddled with a bad reputation?
Did you know Shergar bum is an anagram of hamburgers
It gets worse....the French have found traces of Tesco Value burgers in their horsemeat
Tesco, tracing your meat from stable to table...
I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose
I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient
They're on the shelves but not furlong
Tesco are being taken to court over this. The CEO has promised to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof
This ascot to be wrong
I had a Tesco burger last night, woke up this morning with a bit inbetween my teeth
Tesco: So hungry you could eat a horse? We've got you covered
What kind cheese do Tesco use in their cheese burgers.....mascapony
Traces of zebra found in tesco's barcodes ......
To be fair, I've eaten these burgers and they're o.k if you add a little salad-dressage or side-saddle dressing.
From now on, I will only eat burgers that are the real AP McCoy
So you CAN make money flogging a dead horse.
Luckily I didn't eat the burgers, I gave them to the neigh-bours
Just had a burger in Tescos, lady said 'Do you want anything on it?'
I said, 'A fiver each way' - would be funnier if you'd put a pony each way!
Got home, said to George, haven't we got some of those Tesco burgers in the fridge?
She opened the door and said,'They're off'
A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony!
There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.
