Celery is the vegetable of the devil, grown by Beelzebub himself in the allotments of Hades. The only thing to eat peanut butter with is a spoon. Or maybe a shovel.
On that note, in an effort to lose some weight, I have not replenished supplies of mayo, avocados, cheese-I-can-actually-eat, chocklit, peanut, almond or cashew butter, nuts in general or any lardy treats. So (after half a bottle of wine) I ended up raiding my husband’s lunchbox for his bag of mixed nuts which I furiously pounded in my mahoosive pestle and mortar with some salt and pepper to make a very passable nut butter. So much for willpower