Brekkie: 2 fab local butchers sausages and scram egg
Lunch: a too big bag of scratchings, from supermarket, not the posh ones. Not so nice, but still low carb. And a small panna cotta thingy (16 g carb in the whole thing, but the passion fruit bit at the bottom was so sickly sweet I left it, so I guess 5-10 g carbs...?
Dinner: cheeseburger, no bun, 5 fries. Salad.
Snack: Greek yog and 3 exquisite Strawbs (and 2 profiteroles)
Couldn't 'elp mesself, yer honour! Honest Guv!
You see we had a tesco delivery, and they had substituted my saintly low carb panna cotta thingy for profiteroles, and the nice delivery guy did tell me. And I DID say 'oh, you'd better take that back'.
But then I forgot to weed it out of the boxes.
Obviously my unconscious profiterole addiction sabotaging my conscious virtuosity.

So now we have 12, er, make that 10 profiteroles that I can't quite bring myself to dispose of... Although I have already very pleasantly disposed of 2...
So, absolutely knowing what a stupid idea this is, I am going to have 2 a night, buried in a low carb meal.
Yeah, right.
We can't see any problem with this plan, can we?