Refresh the b_____ webpage?!Mr Zahawi has it all under control
A few hours ago I went to check my car, because I hadn't driven it since the car service before Xmas, and I have an important hospital appointment in England this week. Black screen. Car won't start. No green light on the starter button.
"I'm conserving battery' it says on the screen then goes black again.
What?
Scrabble scrabble...finally I get the car started. So, decide to go for short drive to charge battery up.
Then after a few miles I saw a Starbucks. I'll treat myself I thought. Fortunately I had grabbed my bag on the way out. But as I parked...oops. I am wearing debatable indoor clothes with denim shorts. I have never in my life gone outdoors in shorts. Oh well, I am sure people have seen worse. Next problem as I get to counter, is I realise I haven't got my sound processor. So, oops, neither can I modulate my voice (I now need incoming sound for that), nor can I hear a thing, nor can I lipread through their masks, and neither do I have my I'm Deaf, I need to see your lips to lipread badge, because I had not intended leaving my house.
Finally I nodded yes to everything she said behind the mask, and prayed. I ended up paying £3.70, and went back to the car to drink lukewarm chocolate with squirty cream that had as much staying power as snow in a rainstorm.
Nearer home after all car screens are behaving themselves and not reverting back to black mode, I find my local fish and chip shop, which had been impossible for me to use since lockdown as you had to telephone the order in. But now there are double Perspex screens from ceiling to floor, with various cubby holes in it. Weird arrangement. It was like a science laboratory. You had to speak through a microphone. My voice is not very good by now, it is better when I can hear incoming sound. And he had not a clue what I was saying. The actual menu was high on the wall of every Chinese dish possible. But my miming skills were not adequate for prawn fried rice. So, instead I mimed a fish with my hands and body swimming...
He did stare at me a bit, but understood that, but I got chips as well which I hadn't wanted. He opened the Perspex cubby hole his side, locked it closed, then indicated for me to unlock and open the Perspex door on my side of the cubby hole. I felt like I was in a Wuhan laboratory...
I got home, am under my electric blanket, a hot fresh cuppa tea, and this fish is delicious, so fresh, it must have still been swimming in the sea at midnight...
I think a nap is in order now...
Hi @jjraakWhoa, what epic tale.
What starts with an OMG
Your determination battles and defeats
Then the " everyday" things so many take for granted, have to be skilfully navigated and / or endured, in some fashion
Then the crowning glory, the fish that taste delish .
A day in your life @gennepher
It's like a cross between Tom cruise's Mi movies & sonic the hedgehog,
leaping jumping & bounding through all those hoops to get the coins, and finish a level....
Bravo, BELLISSIMO, Respect
Result.A few hours ago I went to check my car, because I hadn't driven it since the car service before Xmas, and I have an important hospital appointment in England this week. Black screen. Car won't start. No green light on the starter button.
"I'm conserving battery' it says on the screen then goes black again.
What?
Scrabble scrabble...finally I get the car started. So, decide to go for short drive to charge battery up.
Then after a few miles I saw a Starbucks. I'll treat myself I thought. Fortunately I had grabbed my bag on the way out. But as I parked...oops. I am wearing debatable indoor clothes with denim shorts. I have never in my life gone outdoors in shorts. Oh well, I am sure people have seen worse. Next problem as I get to counter, is I realise I haven't got my sound processor. So, oops, neither can I modulate my voice (I now need incoming sound for that), nor can I hear a thing, nor can I lipread through their masks, and neither do I have my I'm Deaf, I need to see your lips to lipread badge, because I had not intended leaving my house.
Finally I nodded yes to everything she said behind the mask, and prayed. I ended up paying £3.70, and went back to the car to drink lukewarm chocolate with squirty cream that had as much staying power as snow in a rainstorm.
Nearer home after all car screens are behaving themselves and not reverting back to black mode, I find my local fish and chip shop, which had been impossible for me to use since lockdown as you had to telephone the order in. But now there are double Perspex screens from ceiling to floor, with various cubby holes in it. Weird arrangement. It was like a science laboratory. You had to speak through a microphone. My voice is not very good by now, it is better when I can hear incoming sound. And he had not a clue what I was saying. The actual menu was high on the wall of every Chinese dish possible. But my miming skills were not adequate for prawn fried rice. So, instead I mimed a fish with my hands and body swimming...
He did stare at me a bit, but understood that, but I got chips as well which I hadn't wanted. He opened the Perspex cubby hole his side, locked it closed, then indicated for me to unlock and open the Perspex door on my side of the cubby hole. I felt like I was in a Wuhan laboratory...
I got home, am under my electric blanket, a hot fresh cuppa tea, and this fish is delicious, so fresh, it must have still been swimming in the sea at midnight...
I think a nap is in order now...
Tail, son, tail. Wearing a bit fin now though, I guess. Won't go on any conger - people will just start carpingWhoa, what epic tale.
03 01
Woke early went back to bed, slept another four hours, nearly lost the whole morning.
FBG 5.9
After 5 days of trying, I managed to order some online on the govt website this morning (https://www.gov.uk/order-coronavirus-rapid-lateral-flow-tests) so good luck.Refresh the b_____ webpage?!
What reality does he live in?
He should try going from pharmacy to pharmacy and see the reality on the ground... @ianpspurs
through all adversity - and a fishy tale - smashingA few hours ago I went to check my car, because I hadn't driven it since the car service before Xmas, and I have an important hospital appointment in England this week. Black screen. Car won't start. No green light on the starter button.
"I'm conserving battery' it says on the screen then goes black again.
What?
Scrabble scrabble...finally I get the car started. So, decide to go for short drive to charge battery up.
Then after a few miles I saw a Starbucks. I'll treat myself I thought. Fortunately I had grabbed my bag on the way out. But as I parked...oops. I am wearing debatable indoor clothes with denim shorts. I have never in my life gone outdoors in shorts. Oh well, I am sure people have seen worse. Next problem as I get to counter, is I realise I haven't got my sound processor. So, oops, neither can I modulate my voice (I now need incoming sound for that), nor can I hear a thing, nor can I lipread through their masks, and neither do I have my I'm Deaf, I need to see your lips to lipread badge, because I had not intended leaving my house.
Finally I nodded yes to everything she said behind the mask, and prayed. I ended up paying £3.70, and went back to the car to drink lukewarm chocolate with squirty cream that had as much staying power as snow in a rainstorm.
Nearer home after all car screens are behaving themselves and not reverting back to black mode, I find my local fish and chip shop, which had been impossible for me to use since lockdown as you had to telephone the order in. But now there are double Perspex screens from ceiling to floor, with various cubby holes in it. Weird arrangement. It was like a science laboratory. You had to speak through a microphone. My voice is not very good by now, it is better when I can hear incoming sound. And he had not a clue what I was saying. The actual menu was high on the wall of every Chinese dish possible. But my miming skills were not adequate for prawn fried rice. So, instead I mimed a fish with my hands and body swimming...
He did stare at me a bit, but understood that, but I got chips as well which I hadn't wanted. He opened the Perspex cubby hole his side, locked it closed, then indicated for me to unlock and open the Perspex door on my side of the cubby hole. I felt like I was in a Wuhan laboratory...
I got home, am under my electric blanket, a hot fresh cuppa tea, and this fish is delicious, so fresh, it must have still been swimming in the sea at midnight...
I think a nap is in order now...
Must have needed the rest - some “stuff” can always wait a bit longer.03 01
Woke early went back to bed, slept another four hours, nearly lost the whole morning.
FBG 5.9
I love the way you got that pale winter sun into the background.
Oh no - blue Monday - another thing I now have to worry over - but fear not, I will have forgotten all about it by the time I make my koffyBrenda from Bristol says January 4th. What another one? @SlimLizzy as @jjraak says you must have needed it and long term it will do more good than hours of toil. I'm willing to bet there will be "things to do" long after we are all nothing but memories. @gennepher thanks for sharing the art, so kind as always. Swipey still all boxed up here until two checks on other issues done - no problems just routine MOT type checks on decaying 66.5 yo. Prepare yourselves crew - maybe a Bertie Booster Booster will Boost ya
Thank you for sharing the gift of your art. Glad you enjoyed the products my Dragons Den startup providedGood morning everyone, it’s a wonderful pale blue sky here in the dark and dangerous north
It’s girl in the bubble day today - all day - as she does not return to nursery until Thursday. Mrs Miggins has started upstairs. Paint - do not touch this, nor that, nor that - I shall keep well away. Dinner last night - Chicken and green chilli Jafrezi curtesy of those people at lowcarbfood - you know, the ones funded mainly by @ianpspurs - I got some sort of starter pack and a pie to have a go at. Mrs Miggins is bewildered at such extravagance and called me a lazy sod (a culinary term). Pretty good actually and I did like the hit of the whole green chilli pieces in it. In London last year I bought a book of prints and drawings by Hokusai, the intention was to send to my mother. However, on our last zoom call she showed me a huge hard back A3 book of Hokusai prints that she has so I get to keep it for myself - bonus. Something to get inspiration from and like all good students of Chinese and Japanese art, always practice by copying from the masters.
Anyhow, more ink and water today. Have the best day that you can. Time for some koffy
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