A few hours ago I went to check my car, because I hadn't driven it since the car service before Xmas, and I have an important hospital appointment in England this week. Black screen. Car won't start. No green light on the starter button.
"I'm conserving battery' it says on the screen then goes black again.
What?
Scrabble scrabble...finally I get the car started. So, decide to go for short drive to charge battery up.
Then after a few miles I saw a Starbucks. I'll treat myself I thought. Fortunately I had grabbed my bag on the way out. But as I parked...oops. I am wearing debatable indoor clothes with denim shorts. I have never in my life gone outdoors in shorts. Oh well, I am sure people have seen worse. Next problem as I get to counter, is I realise I haven't got my sound processor. So, oops, neither can I modulate my voice (I now need incoming sound for that), nor can I hear a thing, nor can I lipread through their masks, and neither do I have my I'm Deaf, I need to see your lips to lipread badge, because I had not intended leaving my house.
Finally I nodded yes to everything she said behind the mask, and prayed. I ended up paying £3.70, and went back to the car to drink lukewarm chocolate with squirty cream that had as much staying power as snow in a rainstorm.
Nearer home after all car screens are behaving themselves and not reverting back to black mode, I find my local fish and chip shop, which had been impossible for me to use since lockdown as you had to telephone the order in. But now there are double Perspex screens from ceiling to floor, with various cubby holes in it. Weird arrangement. It was like a science laboratory. You had to speak through a microphone. My voice is not very good by now, it is better when I can hear incoming sound. And he had not a clue what I was saying. The actual menu was high on the wall of every Chinese dish possible. But my miming skills were not adequate for prawn fried rice. So, instead I mimed a fish with my hands and body swimming...
He did stare at me a bit, but understood that, but I got chips as well which I hadn't wanted. He opened the Perspex cubby hole his side, locked it closed, then indicated for me to unlock and open the Perspex door on my side of the cubby hole. I felt like I was in a Wuhan laboratory...
I got home, am under my electric blanket, a hot fresh cuppa tea, and this fish is delicious, so fresh, it must have still been swimming in the sea at midnight...
I think a nap is in order now...