Already got one of those. It's called a hubsta. Had it 33 years and has taught itself it 'switch off' when necessary. Funnily enough the word diabetes usually shuts it down completely ;-)
hahahaha "Hubsta"...love it.
we did try out the male version once, i quite liked it.
asked it a question and it gave a nice explanation,
Lauren enjoyed it less So.
With Rolling eyes all i heard her say, was "mansplaining"....

I thinks it's all part of her superpowers, and that must of felt like Kryptonite
well can't get in a word if someone else is talking...
but on the bright side she does fart the least of us..

i put that down to the talking means she can never build up sufficient internal pressure ,
But i MUST state..it IS Just a Theory.....