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Cracker Jokes

Andrew S

Well-Known Member
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Type of diabetes
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
Dislikes
Snobs! Angry people who keep getting angry and can't calm down.
I keep making up terrible jokes, fit only for cheap crackers. How's about:
Why did the Flamenco dancer have to give up?

She had repetitive Spain injury.
 
What did the big telephone box say to the little telephone box ?
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you're too young to be engaged
 
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney >
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you're to young to smoke
 
2 Snowmen in a garden, one to the other

"Can you smell carrots?"


2 fish on a perch, one to the other

"can you smell fish?"


2 monkeys getting in a bath, one starts shouting oh oh ahh ahh ahh ahh AGHHHHHHHH (in a monkey voice getting louder)

The other " WELL PUT SOME COLD IN THEN!"

RoDnEyBoY.
 
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
 
Why did the man put Daz on top of his tele?
Because he ran out of Ariel.
 
What's black and white and noisy ?
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A zebra playing the piano
 
Jokes
 
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
 
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
 
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
 
izzzi said:
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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LOVE THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Man goes to the doctor and says
"I keep feeling like a couple of whig-whams"
doctor replies
"You're two tents"
lol
 
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