Cracker Jokes

Andrew S

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I keep making up terrible jokes, fit only for cheap crackers. How's about:
Why did the Flamenco dancer have to give up?

She had repetitive Spain injury.
 
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What did the big telephone box say to the little telephone box ?
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you're too young to be engaged
 
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney >
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you're to young to smoke :oops:
 
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RoDnEyBoY

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2 Snowmen in a garden, one to the other

"Can you smell carrots?"


2 fish on a perch, one to the other

"can you smell fish?"


2 monkeys getting in a bath, one starts shouting oh oh ahh ahh ahh ahh AGHHHHHHHH (in a monkey voice getting louder)

The other " WELL PUT SOME COLD IN THEN!"

RoDnEyBoY.
 
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semiphonic

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Ignorant people, diabetes!
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
 
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Snowy12

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Why did the man put Daz on top of his tele?
Because he ran out of Ariel.
 
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izzzi

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why did the cow cross the road.
to get to the udder side
 
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izzzi

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
 
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izzzi

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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
 
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What's black and white and noisy ?
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A zebra playing the piano :D
 
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Snowy12

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izzzi

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
 
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izzzi

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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
 
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izzzi

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
 
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Mike d

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
LOVE THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

eddie1968

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Pasta, sorry to me it's vile, yeuch lol (and full of nasty carbs)
Man goes to the doctor and says
"I keep feeling like a couple of whig-whams"
doctor replies
"You're two tents"
lol
 
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