Cracker Jokes

[Andrew S]

I keep making up terrible jokes, fit only for cheap crackers. How's about:
Why did the Flamenco dancer have to give up?

She had repetitive Spain injury.

 

[Robinredbreast]

What did the big telephone box say to the little telephone box ?
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you're too young to be engaged

 

[Robinredbreast]

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney >
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you're to young to smoke

 

[RoDnEyBoY]

2 Snowmen in a garden, one to the other

"Can you smell carrots?"


2 fish on a perch, one to the other

"can you smell fish?"


2 monkeys getting in a bath, one starts shouting oh oh ahh ahh ahh ahh AGHHHHHHHH (in a monkey voice getting louder)

The other " WELL PUT SOME COLD IN THEN!"

RoDnEyBoY.

 

[semiphonic]

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[Snowy12]

Why did the man put Daz on top of his tele?
Because he ran out of Ariel.

 

[Robinredbreast]

Why did the man put Daz on top of his tele?
Because he ran out of Ariel.

Lol :-D

 

[izzzi]

why did the cow cross the road.
to get to the udder side

 

[Robinredbreast]

why did the cow cross the road.
to get to the udder side

Really ? pull the other one

 

[izzzi]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

 

[izzzi]

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.

 

[Robinredbreast]

What's black and white and noisy ?
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A zebra playing the piano

 

[Snowy12]

Jokes

 

[izzzi]

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

[izzzi]

How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

 

[izzzi]

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

 

[Robinredbreast]

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

ROFL

 

[Robinredbreast]

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

Doh......... lol

 

[Mike d]

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

LOVE THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[eddie1968]

Man goes to the doctor and says
"I keep feeling like a couple of whig-whams"
doctor replies
"You're two tents"
lol