I would like to nominate the poofs next door for allowing their Laylandi to get out of control (as it does) and block our view.
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Dear Ms Pipp
Thank you for your enquiry regarding the hire of the aforementioned vehicle, we can confirm that said vehicle is available for the time period that you have stated. Upon receipt of your £1000 deposit the vehicle will be allocated to you and Ms Brunneria. Of course we are legally bound to point out that Thelma and Louise is a fictional tale and we accept no responsibility for police chases incurred during the hire of this vehicle
A refundable deposit would be acceptable. But I bet you would say we had scratched the paintwork or dropped porky scratchings or left dog hairs or paw prints on the upholstery or some such minor misdemeanour so you could keep our money.
Yup I think you are the neighbour you described in post #1595.
Yay, @satindoll
With your original avatar!
Now, who has been causing grief enough for a spell in 101?
I am a MIL so happy to stand in for the matriarchal lot till closing time.
I am a novice MIL though.
You mean apart from the usual suspects, oh just the power company again, remember when last year they poopood my suggestion they replace the mains cable, well it went again last week, not us but the neighbour in the corner house, anyway they left a flaming great hole and the neighbour went nose over buttock and has a sprained wrist, and we did get a power out last night in the storm with water laying at the bottom of the hole, anyway they have filled it in but have left mud all over the road, which as you can imagine is disgustingly stinky.
For this lot I think MIL's with a few years experience would be a better option, as we know how sneaky some of these companies are, they will blind you with gobbledegook if they can, but then again it may be a good learning experience for you, perhaps if you watch how the others do the looks and get just the right tone of voice, mmmm
Chuck em in
I have had a very long apprenticeship with a master MIL.
(Who most certainly should never be released from 101, not even for a shandy down the pub
Very scary in her day. A smiling assassin!Well, you passed the not listening to feeble excuses test no problem, and your MIL has taught you well she should be proud of you, I didn't look in the MIL's room maybe she's in there, maybe they left her behind, shall we have a look, I did hear some faint snoring sounds, ermm exactly how scary is she????
Very scary in her day. A smiling assassin!
Still complicated at 85, with dementia. Queen of the care home. Nobody dares to challenge her authority.