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What is white with numbers on it and swings through the jungle? Tarzan's One Touch Verio BS meter.
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Reminds me...a joke my son told me when he was about six or so (he's 20 now)...

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Whinnie the Pooh have in common?

A: Their middle names.

Well, it made me laugh then, and still does - after all this time.
 
Wow!! Can't believe you read through the whole lot. ;) I'm well impressed. Lol. I go back every now & again for another look, coz some of the smiles are just so funny. I still have a soft spot for the little boy & the Bassett Hound saying their "to bed" prayers. This ones for you @YorkshireAli.

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Haha - love that bedraggled cat! I've never dared bath either of mine. They'd be very unimpressed - I doubt I'd survive the experience. I did have a little Bengal who loved water (he used to drink from the taps) and would happily swim in the bath, but sadly he disappeared a couple of years ago. I don't know whether he went feral, was catnapped or came to a nasty end with a fox, but I don't half miss him.
 
What's blue with numbers on it and swings through the jungle? Tarzan's One Touch Verio BS meter with a denim jacket on.
 
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first tone.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.

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Hope Monday will be a good one for you all. Here's a few more kids mad drawings to make you smile. Teachers must have a right chuckle at some of the pictures & stories they read. Great fun I'll bet.



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These are just cute...but made me smile. :happy:


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Adorable!!

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This morning i woke up with painful knees, fingers & toes. Wear & tear I'm afraid. Getting older isn't half an inconvenience at times folks. Right, I'm off to oil my joints. Here's some jokes about getting older & old age in general. Laughed out loud even though they're scarily true. :confused::)

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