I'd been thinking about emailing Halle Berry to ask her to do a voice-over for my alert: "Scott, darling, wake up, I'm going to have to feed you some sugar", but then I realised it was just too pervy and I'd probably end up on her stalker alert list...
The xdrip default alarm is a nightmare! Sounds like a screech owl trying to escape from a dustbin, or Eastern Europe Eurovision song contest entries.
I've tried just about every ring tone on my phone - rivers, cellos, waves, bells, - but none of them really sound good at 4am.
Might have a go with Ride of the Valkyries - if I'm getting woken up, might as well wake the neighbours up too:
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