I guess you are too young to be on Shackletons, John. One of our BBC guys was a navigator on Shacks, but judging by his land based skills, I thought it improbable!
But we were on our way to the West Coast of the States when one of the 747 aircrew, the pilot, announced we were flying over Greenland.
I said to the duchess, that's not Greenland, its Iceland. Later when we over flew Greenland he corrected himself.
I thought it funny.
D.
Shackletons don't worry me
Shackletons don't bother me
With four Griffon engines and flaps on their wings
Bless all their pistons and their piston rings
'though the bomb load they carry is small
Three fifths of five eighths of f**k all
You'll get no enjoyment from coastal deployment
So cheer up my lads bless 'em all.
Now they say that the Shack is a very fine kite
Of that there is no doubt
If you're in Korea with a MiG up your rear
Then this is the way to get out
Just be calm, be sedate
Don't let your British blood boil
Just sit up quite straight
Throttle back through the gate
And smother the b**tards in oil.
There are other versions of the song but this was slightly less offensive than the one we actually used to sing.
When I joined up my first posting after basic and trade training was to RAF St Mawgan at that time the Shackleton was still in service so it was one of the first aircraft I worked on did get to fly in them on a few occasions, and when they were taken out of service I ended helping stripping the gear out of one of the last ones felt quite sad about it really.