Observations on a doctor's office visit today ...
Diabetes magazine in the waiting room contained an article about how to prevent kidney stones. Among forbidden foods were listed almonds, peanuts, and one other nut -- foods I have heard elsewhere are sources of healthful fat for us. Cheese -- especially aged cheddar -- is now good; 20-odd years ago cheese was said to be something to avoid eating if you wanted to prevent kidney stones, at least it was said by my sister who said her kidney stones might have been caused at least partly by eating too much cheese.
Doc has a new "medical assistant" -- when did "nurse" stop being a profession and title to take pride in? I have a good friend, and a cousin, who are nurses, but they are of my generation, and my two aunts who were nurses were of my mother's generation.
This new "medical assistant" had just been trained by the Medical Center on how to check blood pressure -- completely differently than I have ever had mine checked before, including at this doctor's office. The most ridiculous part was when she insisted that I have my feet flat on the step of the examination table, while ignoring my reply that my legs were not long enough for my feet to be flat. I literally had to lift my leg and SHOW her that my calf was shorter than the distance between my knee and the step. She kept parroting "No worries, no worries!" while fastening the cuff incorrectly around my arm, the machine kept recalibrating, and the Velcro kept coming loose with a sound like a ratchet slipping gears.
After all that I was very happy to get a 138/86 reading from the knowledgeable assistant who came in with a bulb-and-cuff monitor, and to have a good consultation with my doctor, even though there is no Magic Pill to cure one of my main complaints. Oh, well, at least we laughed about it, and I let a groaner of a pun slip through which seemed to be appreciated.
Afterwards, trying to leave, one exit was blocked by a car that had been left parked with one blinker still going, blocking one lane of traffic; when I directed my driver along the other exit, that way was blocked by two carfuls of people -- at least 5 in each car -- doing a Musical Cars run-around while blocking BOTH lanes of traffic -- and then, when my poor driver hesitated before pulling out into the main road, the driver of the pickup truck behind us had the temerity to honk at her. (I had wanted to honk at the Musical Cars teams but on second thought they might easily have taken offense and shot us!)
Glad to be home, KittenCat full of treats and sleeping it off in my lap, me enjoying peanut butter on crackers, nuts (including peanuts and almonds) and dark chocolate, with a splash of bourbon in my coffee. As one of the newer coffee "creamers" expresses it --