Good late Morening Ladies and Gentlemen, but not politicians.
Warning this posting may contain offensive wording to those of a sensitive nature and also no sense of the absurd, please, please don't read any further.
A strange 5.4 greeted me from my meter this morning, but I did object to it clog dancing in my koffy mug, strange old meter.
Well folks I have no idea what your plans are for today, Mrs J has my day planned and no room for manoeuvre.
Remember smile at a stranger, be polite to a traffic warden and if you're on a bus talk to person sitting next to you, that should scare the living daylights out of them and get you sectioned.